I could not help but LAUGH

[Deadpoet]

Over on another site, a model wrote this, and I could not stop myself from laughing till it was hurting!

I quote:

" ... I'm an aspiring model who seeks perfection and professionalism through hardwork and open mind. Models are not meant for exploitation, but for extending the reach of photography to greater heights. There isn't a moment where I doubt the pureness and naive nature of both photographers and models coming together to create beauty and art... "

Ok ok ok ... are photographers and models pure and naive? Are these attributes necessary for creating beauty and art?

I sure hope I am not pure and the model is not naive.

 

[Rashkae]

Almost sounds like a personal ad for an escort service... "I am not a girl you can exploit, I am naive and pure and want to extend the reach of my friends and the joy I bring to their lives to greater hights..."

 

[Deadpoet]

Almost sounds like a personal ad for an escort service... "I am not a girl you can exploit, I am naive and pure and want to extend the reach of my friends and the joy I bring to their lives to greater hights..."

great interpretation!

 

[night86mare]

Ok ok ok ... are photographers and models pure and naive? Are these attributes necessary for creating beauty and art?

please contact her if you have concepts relating to rainbows, puppies, bambi deer and bees and honey. the girl will dress decently and frolick amongst all these.. and in so doing, be the emissary for creation of beauty and art that is pure.

:angel:

 

[Rashkae]

please contact her if you have concepts relating to rainbows, puppies, bambi deer and bees and honey. the girl will dress decently and frolick amongst all these.. and in so doing, be the emissary for creation of beauty and art that is pure.

:angel:

And when she sings, will the innocent forest creatures flock to her? :bigeyes:

 

[night86mare]

And when she sings, will the innocent forest creatures flock to her? :bigeyes:

the birds will sing along with her

and the ponies and unicorns (pink ones, mind you) will come flocking out of the forest and dance.. and from the heavens the light will shine

NO NEED FOR STROBES

SUPER MODEL

i think, from my experience, i'll end up shooting the pink unicorns

 

[airfins]

Pink unicorns!!!! With Pink horn !!!! I think they will be shooting you instead :bsmilie: