Beating a dead horse into glue (continued).

[night86mare]

Not to fear. With my D∞X, I can stop time.

And not to worry, the sticks/clubs I'll be bringing will be of a much better quality than that tree branch he's using.

so long as it isn't this sort of stick

[vid]7IU1bzZheWk[/vid]

p.s. i challenge you to watch the whole video

 

[Sion]

So this is continued from the previous thread since the moderator has already locked it.

TheQuestion likes to use the phrase "beating a dead horse into glue". So myself and night86mare would like to arrange a photoshoot where someone can actually beat a dead horse into glue. Technically (as astutely pointed out by night86mare) we are not hurting any animals since the horse is already dead.

We would like to find someone with access to a dead horse. I can bring the wooden clubs for the beating of the horse into glue. So now we'll just need a model to do the actual beating.

Strobes, lighting, etc etc will be provided by the sun.

So free hah? :bsmilie:

 

[entropy_h]

So free hah? :bsmilie:

Please, let's stick to the topic on hand.

Do you have access to a dead horse? I understand that you're being consulted on this issue.

 

[entropy_h]

so long as it isn't this sort of stick

[vid]7IU1bzZheWk[/vid]

p.s. i challenge you to watch the whole video

Wow. I tried but I couldn't. It's impossible to watch the whole video. I stopped it after about 7 seconds.

 

[hASHbrown_kopitiam]

aiya.... dun nid horse to make glue mah... get some corn flour, tapioca flour add hot water n BEAT IT... BEAT IT... BEAT IT.... and u get glue lor.

 

[Sion]

aiya.... dun nid horse to make glue mah... get some corn flour, tapioca flour add hot water n BEAT IT... BEAT IT... BEAT IT.... and u get glue lor.

Don't forget to add a few drops of perfume into the glue for added fragrance. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[sORe-EyEz]

dun forget artificial colouring... :bsmilie:

 

[yanyewkay]

so long as it isn't this sort of stick

[vid]7IU1bzZheWk[/vid]

p.s. i challenge you to watch the whole video

great clip. :thumbsup::thumbsup: thanks for sharing

 

[entropy_h]

great clip. :thumbsup::thumbsup: thanks for sharing

Did you actually watch the entire video?

 

[Sion]

Did you actually watch the entire video?

Of course. Three times just for it to sink in. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[entropy_h]

Of course. Three times just for it to sink in. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

For being able to watch the video clip 3 times, you get to be the model that beats the dead horse.

Congratulations!

 

[Sion]

So this is continued from the previous thread since the moderator has already locked it.

TheQuestion likes to use the phrase "beating a dead horse into glue". So myself and night86mare would like to arrange a photoshoot where someone can actually beat a dead horse into glue. Technically (as astutely pointed out by night86mare) we are not hurting any animals since the horse is already dead.

We would like to find someone with access to a dead horse. I can bring the wooden clubs for the beating of the horse into glue. So now we'll just need a model to do the actual beating.

Strobes, lighting, etc etc will be provided by the sun.

Just toss the dead horse into your bathtub.

It will turn nicely into glue in a month's time. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[vince123123]

I don't see much horses, although I see trolls.

 

[sORe-EyEz]

wad is this Dead Horse brand glue good for? :bsmilie:

 

[Sion]

wad is this Dead Horse brand glue good for? :bsmilie:

For spiritual cleansing. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Sion]

I don't see much horses, although I see trolls.

I don't see trolls.

I see glue. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[liionel]

I don't see trolls.

I see glue. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

what kinda glue :think:

 

[entropy_h]

Just toss the dead horse into your bathtub.

It will turn nicely into glue in a month's time. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Where's the dead horse?

 

[Canonised]

Wanna beat a dead horse?

How about those half-dead horses? Blur-horses? Old horses? retired Studs?, etc :dunno:

 

[phoakm]

GLUE SHIFFING IS ILLEGAL! :nono: