EXPOSE Yourself - XIII
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Dirty guy! That is not clean shaven
my infrared will uncleanshave you :d
tee hee
oh!
Dirty guy! That is not clean shaven
my infrared will uncleanshave you :d
tee hee
Ha ha ha that is not me la
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OMG I have been spamming
A man and a woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the woman's place.
A few drinks later, the man takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The woman has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The man, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After they are done, the woman says, "You must be a good dentist."
The man, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
OMG I have been spamming
A man and a woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the woman's place.
A few drinks later, the man takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The woman has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The man, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After they are done, the woman says, "You must be a good dentist."
The man, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
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There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis.
"Well, there's good news and there's bad news," she says. "The bad news is that the muscles around your penis are deteriorating, and there is no cure."
The guy, on the verge of panic, finally regains his composure.
"So what's the good news?" he asks.
The doctor says, "There is an experimental treatment available, but there are no guarantees. It involves transplanting the muscles from a baby elephant's trunk into your penis. Would you like to try it?"
The guy thinks about it and finally says, "Well, the thought of going through life without being able to have sex is just too much for me. What have I got to lose? Let's do it."
So the doctor performs the operation.
A few weeks later, the guy takes his girlfriend out to a nice restaurant to celebrate his new equipment. While sitting at the table, he feels a stirring between his legs; it gets progressively worse until it reaches the point of being painful.
Seeking relief, he reaches down and unzips his fly to relieve some of the pressure.
Suddenly, his penis leaps free from his pants, slides over the tabletop and grabs a dinner roll, then returns to his pants again.
"Wow!" says his stunned girlfriend, "That was impressive! Can you do that again?"
Eyes watering and face flushed, he says, "Probably...But I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!"
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