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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    this one only people who are married for sometime than can understand....


    以前提到结婚,想到“天长地久”
    现在提到结婚,想到“能撑多久”。

    当初会结婚,说是“看上眼”,
    后来会离婚,说是“看走眼”。

    婚前爱情是“神话”,
    婚后爱情是“笑话”。

    恋爱时“情话绵绵”
    结婚后“谎话连连”。

    恋爱时的男人,喜欢“毛手毛脚”,
    结婚后的男人,变成“没手没脚”。

    婚前男人,大都很“幽默”
    婚后男人,大都很“沉默”。

    恋爱时,一见面就“亲嘴”,
    结婚后,一见面就“斗嘴”。

    婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”,
    婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

    热恋时,相许下辈子“再结良缘”,
    结婚后,怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

    婚前,谎话都是“情话”,
    婚后,情话都是“废话”。
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    Woot... the "PREDALIEN" was here

    LOL
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    Default Re: Random Thread Season 23....Bigger and Better!

    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    this one only people who are married for sometime than can understand....


    以前提到结婚,想到天长地久
    现在提到结婚,想到能撑多久。

    当初会结婚,说是看上眼,
    后来会离婚,说是看走眼。

    婚前爱情是神话,
    婚后爱情是笑话。

    恋爱时情话绵绵
    结婚后谎话连连。

    恋爱时的男人,喜欢毛手毛脚,
    结婚后的男人,变成没手没脚。

    婚前男人,大都很幽默
    婚后男人,大都很沉默。

    恋爱时,一见面就亲嘴,
    结婚后,一见面就斗嘴。

    婚前男人常给女人空白支票,
    婚后男人常给女人空头支票。

    热恋时,相许下辈子再结良缘,
    结婚后,怀疑上辈子造作孽缘。

    婚前,谎话都是情话,
    婚后,情话都是废话。
    Not married yet, but....got so bad meh???? Kinda understand abit of it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasay

    uh-oh... *runs away using new chicken feet

    err, seriously? coz i'm very shy showing my feet (at an undisclosed coffee shop right now, with shoes and socks on)
    Feet submission is a must. If not Bon non will haunt you
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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights
    Hello,

    receive an email, would like to share with you guys randomly.

    Nokia and Iphone

    1、Nokia像老婆,Iphone 4像情人。

    2、Nokia价格实惠,长相一般,是老婆的不二人选;Iphone 4长得漂亮,要搞定得用票子。

    3、Nokia带出去很普通,就像老婆带出去很大众;Iphone 4带出去很有回头率,满足了虚荣心。

    4、Nokia用着很放心,就像老婆死心踏地似的;Iphone 4用着老是怕被偷,就像情人,还有好多眼睛也盯着。

    5、Nokia作为手机,基本的通话和短信功能都很实用,就像老婆做饭,洗衣服之类的事情都很不错;Iph one 4 呢?基本的电话和短信功能一般,就像情人一样,不愿做饭,也不愿洗衣服。

    6、Nokia 很多软件随便下一个就可以装上去用了,就像老婆随便买件衣服就穿了,不是很讲究;Iphone 4 就像情人,什么都讲正品,必须要用iTunes来下载安装。

    7、Nokia耐摔,就像老婆时常闹些别扭但终归会和好的;Iphone 4呢,往往不会给你摔第二次的机会。

    Sorry for pop in like this, just used to come and go randomly.
    Wat? No English version?
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmartian View Post
    Wat? No English version?
    With the special thanks and support from Google Translate..."Enjoy"


    1, Nokia, like his wife, Iphone 4 like a lover.

    2, Nokia affordable, looks in general, is the wife of the prime candidates; Iphone 4 pretty, use statistics to get tickets.

    3, Nokia brought out a very ordinary, just like my wife to go out with a very public; Iphone 4 with out quite keep returning to meet the vanity.

    4, Nokia with a very assured, as his wife hardened like; Iphone 4 was always afraid of using stolen, like lovers, there are a lot of eyes staring.

    5, Nokia as a phone, basic phone and messaging features are very useful, as my wife cooking, laundry, that sort of thing is very good; Iph one 4 it? Basic telephony and messaging functions in general, like the lover, like, do not want to cook, do not want to do the laundry.

    6, Nokia just under a lot of software you can put something to use, just like his wife just to buy clothes to wear, is not very particular; Iphone 4 like a lover, what are talking about genuine, you must use iTunes to download and install.

    7, Nokia impact, as my wife often awkward but, after some trouble and the good; Iphone 4 it often will not give you a second opportunity to fall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights
    Hello,

    receive an email, would like to share with you guys randomly.

    Nokia and Iphone

    1、Nokia像老婆,Iphone 4像情人。

    2、Nokia价格实惠,长相一般,是老婆的不二人选;Iphone 4长得漂亮,要搞定得用票子。

    3、Nokia带出去很普通,就像老婆带出去很大众;Iphone 4带出去很有回头率,满足了虚荣心。

    4、Nokia用着很放心,就像老婆死心踏地似的;Iphone 4用着老是怕被偷,就像情人,还有好多眼睛也盯着。

    5、Nokia作为手机,基本的通话和短信功能都很实用,就像老婆做饭,洗衣服之类的事情都很不错;Iph one 4 呢?基本的电话和短信功能一般,就像情人一样,不愿做饭,也不愿洗衣服。

    6、Nokia 很多软件随便下一个就可以装上去用了,就像老婆随便买件衣服就穿了,不是很讲究;Iphone 4 就像情人,什么都讲正品,必须要用iTunes来下载安装。

    7、Nokia耐摔,就像老婆时常闹些别扭但终归会和好的;Iphone 4呢,往往不会给你摔第二次的机会。

    Sorry for pop in like this, just used to come and go randomly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyStrike

    With the special thanks and support from Google Translate..."Enjoy"
    Thank you for translating. I tink I'll jus use public phone
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    Quote Originally Posted by symmetrix
    Oh hai. What happened while I was out?
    Durian outing this thursday. U like the stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonrya

    Durian outing this thursday. U like the stuff?
    U went missing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamTac

    U went missing?
    I'm here!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by symmetrix View Post
    Oh hai. What happened while I was out?
    While you were out, we went in...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonrya

    I'm here!!!
    Missed u

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamTac View Post
    Missed u
    Or the durians ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SamTac

    Missed u
    Super busy today. tmr also. Looking forward to the weekend. Wakakaakkaka
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonrya View Post
    Super busy today. tmr also. Looking forward to the weekend. Wakakaakkaka
    it's still Wednesday.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyStrike View Post
    it's still Wednesday.....
    it's 2 more days to the weekend! and another 2 days to a full day workday on saturday

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkyStrike View Post
    it's still Wednesday.....
    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    it's 2 more days to the weekend! and another 2 days to a full day workday on saturday
    Just go print out a calendar with only public holidays & weekends. So everytime you look at it, hey, its a holiday today or its sun!!...............................
    Take the shot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmartian View Post
    Just go print out a calendar with only public holidays & weekends. So everytime you look at it, hey, its a holiday today or its sun!!...............................
    Everyday is Wednesday to me...neither here nor there..
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