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    Default A funny email (dedicate to all working adults)

    Very funny! Enjoy!



    In order to assure the highest levels of quality
    work and productivity from employees, it will be
    our policy to keep all employees well trained
    through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
    INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T).


    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T
    than anyone else. If you feel that you do not
    receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course,
    please see your supervisor. You will be
    immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list
    and our supervisors are especially skilled at
    seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.


    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be
    placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE
    EVALUATION PROGRAMS S.H.I.T
    (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).


    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously
    will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
    TRAINING S.H.I.T (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).


    Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they
    were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T
    anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you
    are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job
    teaching others.


    We can add your name to our BASIC
    UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS S.H.I.T
    (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).


    For employees who are intending to pursue a
    career in management and consulting, we will
    refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
    OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION
    S.H.I.T (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course
    emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T


    If you have further questions, please direct them
    to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH
    INTENSITY TRAINING S.H.I.T (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

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    what crap

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    i laugh until i peng while reading this..

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    lol nonstop laughing
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    that was full of crap!

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    Funny. Thanks for sharing.

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    Didn't know S.H.I.T can be used so creatively. U sure have a good sense of humour.

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    And you will be Certified with L.O.T.S.A.S.H.I.T...

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