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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    Kinky is using a feather.

    Perverted is using the whole chicken

    I am making this my signature here in CS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post


    what a sad picture... "Nobody's Child"

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    Quote Originally Posted by symmetrix View Post
    I am making this my signature here in CS.
    EH WAIT. i got a even better one.

    "Confucius says: Man who wants to date Pretty Nurse must be patient"

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    Default Re: The Random Thread- SEASON 14!! (we are the firemen)

    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    eh wait. I got a even better one.

    "confucius says: Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient"
    lollol that made me laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystal1993 View Post
    lollol that made me laugh!
    There's a lot of those lying around:

    Confuse You says:

    Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
    Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
    Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
    Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
    Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
    Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
    Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
    Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
    Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
    Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
    Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
    Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
    Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
    etc. etc. etc.
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    Default Re: The Random Thread- SEASON 14!! (we are the firemen)

    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    what a sad picture... "Nobody's Child"
    goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by symmetrix View Post
    There's a lot of those lying around:



    etc. etc. etc.
    "Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient" is funniest though. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post
    goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o
    You need to work on your composition lol. Sending wrong messages to viewers

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    Default Re: The Random Thread- SEASON 14!! (we are the firemen)

    Testing testing testing testing!

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    Default Re: The Random Thread- SEASON 14!! (we are the firemen)

    Wow they don't allow all caps anymore. =O

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystal1993 View Post
    "Man who wants to date pretty nurse must be patient" is funniest though. xD
    I'd post more, but some jokes are off-colored I might get suspended. lol

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    Finally booked out!

    kthxbai, booking in tmr evening

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    Quote Originally Posted by brapodam View Post
    Finally booked out!

    kthxbai, booking in tmr evening
    Hahaha morning macro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spree86 View Post
    Hahaha morning macro?
    u think i too free ah haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by brapodam View Post
    u think i too free ah haha
    Haha when you are out of the forest you will miss the forest

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post
    goodness! my photos are being interpreted left right and wrong by kei o.o
    Quote Originally Posted by symmetrix View Post
    You need to work on your composition lol. Sending wrong messages to viewers
    actually i'm purposely misinterpreting

    Quote Originally Posted by brapodam View Post
    Finally booked out!

    kthxbai, booking in tmr evening
    Hey-ah-oh-ah Infantry AH. We are are men, of B-M-T. Got no time to shoot Macro ah. but got time, to shoot a crow ah.

    Hey-ah-oh-ah Infantry AH. We are are men, of B-M-T

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    Quote Originally Posted by crystal1993 View Post
    testing testing testing testing!
    Yeah they don't anymore lol

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    here's one superbly off-color one.

    Confucius say: Virginity like Balloon. One prick, All Gone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    here's one superbly off-color one.

    Confucius say: Virginity like Balloon. One prick, All Gone.

    I like the park one better. Also the cherry.

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    what cherry? HAHA

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