Confuse You says:
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.