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    Quote Originally Posted by adrianongs View Post
    Wife of course ! Camera can still buy, wife cannot. Those pictures can still be taken again after you saved your wife, but if you don't save your wife , no more pictures can be taken.
    Ah! But then you can get a new wife and take more pictures.

    So conclusion: don't save both. Buy a new camera and get a new wife, then continue to take pictures with the new camera and wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kei1309 View Post
    buy lots and lots of insurance for my wife before crossing the river
    If wife got lots of insurance then save camera, cos then I'll get the money to buy more cameras.
    If wife got no insurance then also save camera, cos otherwise I have no money to buy new camera.

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    It depends:

    1. Whether your wife is like Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox or Barbara Striesand?
    2. Whether your camera is a 1DsMkV, 60D or 1100D?

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    Wife versus mother? that's a tough one.. but wife versus camera??
    How is that even possible?

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    simple, take out the card. keep it in your pocket and save your wife. killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

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    or may be throw your DSLR to your wife's head to make sure she will not survive..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    wah lau eh, nobody notice the photo opportunity happening around you.

    throw the dslr to the wife and use a video recorder to record her struggles
    what lens should I use? what is the best setting?? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    what lens should I use? what is the best setting?? lol
    What is your budget? How far away from your wife will you be?

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    damn, such question...

    Still a life is a life. I would even save a dog for a camera.

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    I sincerely hope no one really plans to jump into fast moving rapids, no matter how good of a swimmer you are, it's a guaranteed death trap.

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    An armed hooded robber bursts into a bank and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

    On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

    The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation! He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.

    One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also.

    Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

    Did anyone else see my face?' asks the robber?

    There is a few moments of silence, when one elderly gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:

    "I think me wife may have caught a glimpse."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega
    wah lau eh, nobody notice the photo opportunity happening around you.

    throw the dslr to the wife and use a video recorder to record her struggles
    Now that's mean hahahaha!

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    You save your wife & I save your camera
    Take the shot!

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    my DSLR is my wife

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    Lol u guys are brutal! How could some of u choose an inanimate object over a human??

    Of course you must save the wife and screw the camera.

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    buy ur wife a mac donald meal
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    Quote Originally Posted by ortega View Post
    wah lau eh, nobody notice the photo opportunity happening around you.

    throw the dslr to the wife and use a video recorder to record her struggles
    LoL.. then you better make sure she won't survive.. otherwise you might as well throw yourself into the river..

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    What if your wife shouts back at you "Don't worry about me… take care of your camera!!!!) hehehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuraCelest View Post
    Of course you must save the wife and screw the camera.
    save my wife just to screw my camera??



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    Quote Originally Posted by bonrya View Post
    I sincerely hope no one really plans to jump into fast moving rapids, no matter how good of a swimmer you are, it's a guaranteed death trap.

    I learnt it from nat geo.
    *shakes head*
    u ought to watch the first superman movie..

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