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    Default 1st time....

    read the whole thing dont give up half way through it!


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    *a girls first time*





    (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)


    It's your first time. As you lie back your


    muscles tighten. You put him


    off for a while searching for an excuse, but he


    ;refuses to be swayed as he


    approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you


    shake your head bravely.


    He has had more experience, but it's the first


    time his finger has found


    the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;


    your body tenses; but


    he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks


    deeply within your eyes


    and tells you to trust him - he's done this many


    times before. His cool


    smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him


    ;more room for an easy


    entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,


    but he slowly takes his


    time, wanting to cause you as little pain as


    possible. As he presses


    ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give


    way; pain surges throughout


    your body and you feel the slight trickle of


    blood as he continues. He


    looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too


    painful.Your eyes are


    filled with tears but you shake your head and nod


    for him to go on. He


    begins going in and out with skill but you are


    now too numb to feel him


    within you. After a few moments, you feel


    something bursting within you and


    he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to


    have it over. He looks


    at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a


    chuckle; that you have been


    his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.


    You smile and thank your


    dentist. After all,it was your first time to have


    a tooth pulled.


    Naughty, Naughty!


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    I thought that it might be a Papanicolou smear

    (I tried to post the word "P a p smear" but CS censored "p a p" out??? What's so rude about "p a p"?)

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    Political sensitivity perhaps.

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