i love you, you love me
But all were like him, all think no one love them, all emo, all want to be loved
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,
Life was passing me by.
So he find the Cat Master
So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;
Magazine marriage I tried.
Cat Master stay in City Hall
In front of Esplanade Waterfront
They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men.
Be lonely no more, open destiny's door.
For one dollar they arrange a meeting.
Cat Master whip all the other cats and scream at them
My image was wrong, I didn't like me,
So I changed my personality.
I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big.
What confidence in my new built-up shoes,
So smart for winter or summer.
Undetectable in normal everyday use.
Say KEEP YOUR PAWS STRAIGHT
Look out there's a monster coming!
This is no way for cats to behave, all must be straight!!!!!
1 more hour to our centurion thread!!!!
Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh,
Everything is just great.
I take elocution, learn to speak posh
But still I can't find a mate.
Be popular, learn to play the guitar,
In seven days you could be strumming.
Be sociable, learn kissing technique.
All worship the cat master like he their father cos he seem to love them when he beat them scold them
Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose,
Plastic surgery's best.
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg.
I pass a swimming costume test.
Are my sideboards too long,
Don't my aftershave pong?
I know my new nose ain't runnin'.
What's wrong with my tie?
Am I getting too high?