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    Default Re: DNP0i$onou$ Clubh0us3 - TCSS Thread XIV

    Quote Originally Posted by ZerocoolAstra View Post
    hahahaha
    that joke doesn't apply to the current VW Beetle, unfortunately...

    oh this reminds me of a story my German counterpart told me. He encountered a VW Beetle doing 190km/h on the Autobahn. Later on he saw the same car at a rest-stop, so asked the driver what he did to the car... fella opened the 'boot' (where the engine was), and lo and behold, inside was engine and tranny from a Porsche 911 Carrera...
    As long as the size fits, and engine not fully computerised - that is possible.
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    Here's another joke, probably heard by some of you already:

    "An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ’What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?’ The doctor replies, ‘ A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!’

    ‘That’s a lot of money,’ says the old man. ’Why does it cost so much?’ ’Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !’ states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, ‘Mind if I take a look inside?’ ’No problem,’ replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ’That’s a pretty nice car, all right… but I’ll stick with my Moped !’

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.

    It seems to be getting closer !

    He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!

    Something whips by him going much faster!

    ‘What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?’ the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

    Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the Moped!

    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph, and he’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

    The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

    He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ’I'm a doctor…. Is there anything I can do for you?’

    The old man whispers, ’Unhook my braces from your side view mirror!’"
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    Default Re: DNP0i$onou$ Clubh0us3 - TCSS Thread XIV

    that's a funny one
    Exploring! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZerocoolAstra View Post
    hahahaha
    that joke doesn't apply to the current VW Beetle, unfortunately...

    oh this reminds me of a story my German counterpart told me. He encountered a VW Beetle doing 190km/h on the Autobahn. Later on he saw the same car at a rest-stop, so asked the driver what he did to the car... fella opened the 'boot' (where the engine was), and lo and behold, inside was engine and tranny from a Porsche 911 Carrera...
    crazy, lucky the beetle nv take off. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsketten View Post
    Here's another joke, probably heard by some of you already:

    "An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, ’What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?’ The doctor replies, ‘ A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!’

    ‘That’s a lot of money,’ says the old man. ’Why does it cost so much?’ ’Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !’ states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, ‘Mind if I take a look inside?’ ’No problem,’ replies the doctor.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ’That’s a pretty nice car, all right… but I’ll stick with my Moped !’

    Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.

    It seems to be getting closer !

    He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!

    Something whips by him going much faster!

    ‘What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?’ the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

    Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the Moped!

    Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph, and he’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

    Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

    The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

    He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ’I'm a doctor…. Is there anything I can do for you?’

    The old man whispers, ’Unhook my braces from your side view mirror!’"
    haha sorry but i am abit slow.
    so the old man want to die in "one" piece?? with the brace??

    btw moped = hayabusa??
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    Quote Originally Posted by quizesilver View Post
    haha sorry but i am abit slow.
    so the old man want to die in "one" piece?? with the brace??

    btw moped = hayabusa??
    Moped:


    Brace (another word for suspenders):
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    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsketten View Post
    Moped:


    Brace (another word for suspenders):
    the moped i know. but the brace... i was thinking as the dental brace

    . haha

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    Hi bros! Damn tired man. Whole night of dry swimming. Anyone went to shoot sunrise this morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiles88
    Hi bros! Damn tired man. Whole night of dry swimming. Anyone went to shoot sunrise this morning?
    You should have shot sunrise then go zzz mah!!!
    Exploring! :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZerocoolAstra

    You should have shot sunrise then go zzz mah!!!
    I only brought my PnS. And at the end of the games, cannot alrdy. Will die 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiles88 View Post
    I only brought my PnS. And at the end of the games, cannot alrdy. Will die 1.
    Then ask abt sunrise for wat?
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    Merry Christmas, Singapore Press Holdings!!
    Tks for the Xmas gift!!
    Exploring! :)

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    Merry Christmas, Singapore Press Holdings!!
    Tks for the Xmas gift!!
    What what?? D700 + 16-35mm f/4 VR II??
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    Quote Originally Posted by kriegsketten

    What what?? D700 + 16-35mm f/4 VR II??
    Hahaha I wish
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    Just reached home. My BBB session was crazy today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daredevil123
    Just reached home. My BBB session was crazy today.
    And what did you buy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZerocoolAstra
    Merry Christmas, Singapore Press Holdings!!
    Tks for the Xmas gift!!
    Hmm u brought the share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daredevil123
    Just reached home. My BBB session was crazy today.
    Wah... wat u buy??

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    Default Re: DNP0i$onou$ Clubh0us3 - TCSS Thread XIV

    Anybody friday take leave?
    If yes, how about chassing morning sun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacobs View Post
    Anybody friday take leave?
    If yes, how about chassing morning sun?
    unfortunately I have to work on the 24th.

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