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    Talking Jokes : whahahahahha

    Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same
    as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

    Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
    Sam: No comb, sir.
    Teacher: Use your dad's then.
    Sam: No hair, sir.

    Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
    Sam: "HIJKLMNO".
    Teacher: What?
    Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

    Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with" I".
    Sam: I is...
    Teacher: No, Sam, always say, "I am...."
    Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26

    Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the
    other, what would I have?
    Class: Big Hands!!!!!!

    In Sam's house
    Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to
    teach you anything!
    Sam: That's why I say she's no good!

    Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say
    sorry to her.
    Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.

    Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers
    or sisters who will be coming to school.
    Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
    So what did she say when you told her you're the only
    child, my dear?
    Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'

    Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
    Sam: Your name on my report card.

    In a clinic
    Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
    Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
    Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said
    uou've 24 hours to live.
    Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible! What could even
    worse then? Tell me the very bad news.
    Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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