Since lightbulb is in now, here's more lightbulb jokes to share:

How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- It depends on whather it has medical insurance.

How many fatalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- It doesn't matter, We're all going to die anyway.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write about how it felt.
- Three. One to screw it in, and two to talk about the sexual implications.
- Four. One to change the bulb, and three to write about how the bulb is exploiting the socket.
- Three. One to change the bulb, and two to secretly wish they were the socket.
- Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to kick the balls of any man who even tries to volunteer his help.

How many windows programmers does it tae to change a lightbulb ?
- 391. One to write "WinGetLightBulbHandle",
one to write "WinGetLightBulbStatus",
one to write "WinGetLight.......

How many Technical Support folks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We have an exact copy of the bulb here, and it appears to work fine. Can You tell me what kind af system You have ? Okay, exactly how dark is it ? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong.... Have You tried the light switch ???

How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Eight. One to change the bulb, and seven more to make sure Microsoft gets $2 every time a lightbulb is changed anywhere in the world.

How many Beta-testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- We noticed the darkness; We didn't actually fix the problem.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. Bill Gates wil just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed lightbulb object would inherit a change method from a generic lightbulb class, so all You'd have to do, is to send a lightbulb change message.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- The bulb works fine on the system in my office.

How many Ukrainians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. They glow in the dark.

How many Iranians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to hold the rest of the house hostage.

How many Israelis does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- fourty to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another to screw the new one in.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. He'll only promise change.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- None. The seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Why bother. The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway.

How many librarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- I don't know, but I could look it up for You.

How many Psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Just one. But the bulb has to really WANT to change.

How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Three, but they're really one.

How many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
- Eleven. One to hold the bulb, and ten to turn the house.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
- Only one. Men will screw anything.