got this in my e-mail:-

> To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me chain letters in 2004:
> I stopped drinking C*** C*** after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.
> I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
> I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
> I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
> perfume sample and try to rob me.
> I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
> Singapore and Tokyo.
> I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they contain
may turn me gay.
> I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in
a lab
> I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat feces and urine.
> I think I'm turning gay because when I go to parties, I don't look at any
girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys and
> leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
> I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that
was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl, she's
> been 7 since 1993...
> But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I
broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell.
> IMPORTANT NOTE: If you send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the
> next 10 seconds, a bird will crap on you today at 7pm.