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    Default Re: just now 6:30pm ch8 news report chicken cross the road

    Quote Originally Posted by gilcrest View Post
    I concur, those chickens has been around the temple since the mid 70s when Bukit Merah View began its influx of residents. Must be some greenhorn whom never seen live chickens roaming free before.
    sian haha.because of these new greenhorn, now end up i cant chase those roosters anymore.

    i used to have quite some fun chasing those guys around. now no more liao.

    worst thing is they are as docile as pigeons. where got harmful? the funny part is how fast AVA reacted to this incident. anyone wanna guess why?

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    *shake head* , this kind of thing also appear on news...really no standard....if bbc or cnn know about this, they will lmao.


    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
    But, as time went by, the traffic
    Slowly built up at an alarming rate.
    The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
    Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

    So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office
    And said, "You've got to do something about all
    Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."


    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
    So the next day he had the county workers
    Go out and erected a sign that said:

    SLOW:
    SCHOOL CROSSING



    Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff
    And said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
    The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
    So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
    Workers and they put up a new sign:


    SLOW:
    CHILDREN AT PLAY




    That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
    And called and called every day for three weeks.
    Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
    Doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"
    The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.."
    He was going to let Farmer John do just about
    Anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.


    The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
    Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
    Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call..
    "How's the problem with those drivers.
    Did you put up your sign?"


    "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
    Killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
    He hung up the phone.
    The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
    Himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
    Look at that sign... It might be something that
    WE could use to slow down drivers..."

    So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house,
    And his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
    It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....


    Go slow!!! Chicks crossing!



    Last edited by ninelives; 13th October 2010 at 02:02 AM.
    Objection !!!

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    Default Re: just now 6:30pm ch8 news report chicken cross the road

    It's poultry in motion.

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    Default Re: just now 6:30pm ch8 news report chicken cross the road

    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    *shake head* , this kind of thing also appear on news...really no standard....if bbc or cnn know about this, they will lmao.


    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
    But, as time went by, the traffic
    Slowly built up at an alarming rate.
    The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
    Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

    So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office
    And said, "You've got to do something about all
    Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."


    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
    So the next day he had the county workers
    Go out and erected a sign that said:

    SLOW:
    SCHOOL CROSSING



    Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff
    And said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
    The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
    So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
    Workers and they put up a new sign:


    SLOW:
    CHILDREN AT PLAY




    That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
    And called and called every day for three weeks.
    Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
    Doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"
    The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.."
    He was going to let Farmer John do just about
    Anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.


    The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
    Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
    Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call..
    "How's the problem with those drivers.
    Did you put up your sign?"


    "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
    Killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
    He hung up the phone.
    The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
    Himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
    Look at that sign... It might be something that
    WE could use to slow down drivers..."

    So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house,
    And his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
    It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....


    Go slow!!! Chicks crossing!



    i'm more surprised at the fact the guys who i used to play with are gonna get culled cause some smart**** decides to complain for no good reason

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    Default Re: just now 6:30pm ch8 news report chicken cross the road

    I always go to Henderson food centre area.
    At the carpark there, I see that there are chickens running around..

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post
    i'm more surprised at the fact the guys who i used to play with are gonna get culled cause some smart**** decides to complain for no good reason
    dude, u dont have to quote everything.
    Objection !!!

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    Default Re: just now 6:30pm ch8 news report chicken cross the road

    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    dude, u dont have to quote everything.
    hahaha true true. first line would had done it

    why did the chicken not cross the road now?

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