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    Default Something about this 7th month

    1) Dun stay out too late. If there's a need, stay past midnight...

    2) Dun step on ashes.. If accidentally step on it, say "Alamak! paiseh la.....dun angrrryyyy l...ehhhh".

    3) If some1 call u from behind, turn ur whole body back, instead of just the head if not later sprain ur head then how......

    4) If smell funny smell, shout out and say "which ******* manz..better own up hor!"...if not people will mistaken u who fart...

    5) Dun let your fringe cover your forehead, later got chiobu u cannot see lah....

    6) Dun scold vulgarities at some dark places when u are alone. Scold also scold when there is people around la...dun waste your own breath mah...

    7) If a place makes you uncomfortable, keep chanting "Na2 Mo1 Or1 Ni3 Tuo3 Fuo3...first"

    8) Avoid going swimming, because now Lunar 7th month....no chiobu leh...no one to show off body to...

    9) If there's a pair of shoes in the lift, but no one is in it. Check out the brand first, scarly is HERMES...sell liao still got value..

    10) If you see anyone praying and blocking your way, just shout "OIEE....SIAMMM LEHH!"

    11) Do not talk to strangers on a deserted stretch of road....in case people say "我不想跟你讲话。。。".

    Lastly, "人怕鬼三分,鬼怕人七分" Do not be afraid even if u meet this kind of thing. Don't believe to this crap la...i only hear of 不管三七二十一。。。

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    1) Dun stay out too late. If there's a need, stay past midnight...

    2) Dun step on ashes.. If accidentally step on it, say "Alamak! paiseh la.....dun angrrryyyy l...ehhhh".

    3) If some1 call u from behind, turn ur whole body back, instead of just the head if not later sprain ur head then how......

    4) If smell funny smell, shout out and say "which ******* manz..better own up hor!"...if not people will mistaken u who fart...

    5) Dun let your fringe cover your forehead, later got chiobu u cannot see lah....

    6) Dun scold vulgarities at some dark places when u are alone. Scold also scold when there is people around la...dun waste your own breath mah...

    7) If a place makes you uncomfortable, keep chanting "Na2 Mo1 Or1 Ni3 Tuo3 Fuo3...first"

    8) Avoid going swimming, because now Lunar 7th month....no chiobu leh...no one to show off body to...

    9) If there's a pair of shoes in the lift, but no one is in it. Check out the brand first, scarly is HERMES...sell liao still got value..

    10) If you see anyone praying and blocking your way, just shout "OIEE....SIAMMM LEHH!"

    11) Do not talk to strangers on a deserted stretch of road....in case people say "我不想跟你讲话。。。".

    Lastly, "人怕鬼三分,鬼怕人七分" Do not be afraid even if u meet this kind of thing. Don't believe to this crap la...i only hear of 不管三七二十一。。。

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    lolx.. I salute you for that. Haha.. joke of the month..
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    Quote Originally Posted by skylover View Post
    lolx.. I salute you for that. Haha.. joke of the month..
    haha not i wrote. just sharing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    haha not i wrote. just sharing
    hhaa.. thanks for sharing.. hehe.. ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    haha not i wrote. just sharing
    Got lucky numbers to share or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    1) Dun stay out too late. If there's a need, stay past midnight...



    4) If smell funny smell, shout out and say "which ******* manz..better own up hor!"...if not people will mistaken u who fart...

    5) Dun let your fringe cover your forehead, later got chiobu u cannot see lah....



    7) If a place makes you uncomfortable, keep chanting "Na2 Mo1 Or1 Ni3 Tuo3 Fuo3...first"


    9) If there's a pair of shoes in the lift, but no one is in it. Check out the brand first, scarly is HERMES...sell liao still got value..

    10) If you see anyone praying and blocking your way, just shout "OIEE....SIAMMM LEHH!"

    11) Do not talk to strangers on a deserted stretch of road....in case people say "我不想跟你讲话。。。".

    Lastly, "人怕鬼三分,鬼怕人七分" Do not be afraid even if u meet this kind of thing. Don't believe to this crap la...i only hear of 不管三七二十一。。。

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    though i dont believe in this super stition, but some question,

    Does it apply to malay/indians etc? they do not need to be scared? lol. If we are chinese then we should be "afraid"? lol

    1. why must stay past midnight b4 u go home ?
    4. are u sure u should ask who fart?
    5.wat has hair got to do with 7th month?
    7. does this apply to chinese only, what if other races see/feel it.
    9. what do u mean by shoes in the lift and wat if i see it.
    10. are u sure ? Theres hundreds of ppl praying everywhere in the streets now.
    11. might be ghost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by knpan View Post
    though i dont believe in this super stition, but some question,

    Does it apply to malay/indians etc? they do not need to be scared? lol. If we are chinese then we should be "afraid"? lol

    1. why must stay past midnight b4 u go home ?
    4. are u sure u should ask who fart?
    5.wat has hair got to do with 7th month?
    7. does this apply to chinese only, what if other races see/feel it.
    9. what do u mean by shoes in the lift and wat if i see it.
    10. are u sure ? Theres hundreds of ppl praying everywhere in the streets now.
    11. might be ghost?
    dude... this is a joke... if u read carefully

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    1) Dun stay out too late. If there's a need, stay past midnight...

    2) Dun step on ashes.. If accidentally step on it, say "Alamak! paiseh la.....dun angrrryyyy l...ehhhh".

    3) If some1 call u from behind, turn ur whole body back, instead of just the head if not later sprain ur head then how......

    4) If smell funny smell, shout out and say "which ******* manz..better own up hor!"...if not people will mistaken u who fart...

    5) Dun let your fringe cover your forehead, later got chiobu u cannot see lah....

    6) Dun scold vulgarities at some dark places when u are alone. Scold also scold when there is people around la...dun waste your own breath mah...

    7) If a place makes you uncomfortable, keep chanting "Na2 Mo1 Or1 Ni3 Tuo3 Fuo3...first"

    8) Avoid going swimming, because now Lunar 7th month....no chiobu leh...no one to show off body to...

    9) If there's a pair of shoes in the lift, but no one is in it. Check out the brand first, scarly is HERMES...sell liao still got value..

    10) If you see anyone praying and blocking your way, just shout "OIEE....SIAMMM LEHH!"

    11) Do not talk to strangers on a deserted stretch of road....in case people say "我不想跟你讲话。。。".

    Lastly, "人怕鬼三分,鬼怕人七分" Do not be afraid even if u meet this kind of thing. Don't believe to this crap la...i only hear of 不管三七二十一。。。

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    Haha! Funny statements..

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    (y) winner

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    I like no 6 the best ha ha ha

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    haha! funny statements! thanks for sharing. it made me laugh
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    haha the 1st one seemed real....until i got to the 2nd one

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    heng. . no wonder all of it sounds rather weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by knpan View Post
    heng. . no wonder all of it sounds rather weird


    if u do that... i will salute to you!

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    I heard from my friend that this year, they're more fierce? =S

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatjerom View Post
    I heard from my friend that this year, they're more fierce? =S
    kinda... cos firstly its tiger year and more natural disaster expected this year.

    then this friday is friday the 13th + 4th day (SI) of the 7th month

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    kinda... cos firstly its tiger year and more natural disaster expected this year.

    then this friday is friday the 13th + 4th day (SI) of the 7th month
    And then... and then... YOG

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    kinda... cos firstly its tiger year and more natural disaster expected this year.

    then this friday is friday the 13th + 4th day (SI) of the 7th month
    seriously? screw this. my physics spa examination is on that day

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post
    seriously? screw this. my physics spa examination is on that day
    Then you better wear red unedrpants and carry a couple of amulets...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinned79 View Post
    kinda... cos firstly its tiger year and more natural disaster expected this year.

    then this friday is friday the 13th + 4th day (SI) of the 7th month
    you forgot most important thing

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