I stumbled upon this website where the guy, obviously fed up with the inane questions (we) (he) had to put up with, decides to pre-empt anymore questions by stating his answers (in a nonsensical manner).
Some classic gems:
2. Yes, you should replace the camera you currently own with the new model. It is a well know fact that a camera stops producing good results as soon as its replacement model is announced.3. Yes, the quality and creativity of your photography will improve a great deal if you replace some equipment you already own with some other equipment.6. Yes, you should only buy Canon lenses for best results on your Canon DSLR. If you want good result with Tamron lenses, you must use a Tamron DSLR.LINKAGE7. To check your DSLR for noise, take a picture at high ISO. Then download it to your MP3-player and listen carefully.
Note: pre-empting any silly criticisms by posting up this WTD comic strip.