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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion Prieur View Post
    Why is number 10 so afraid of number 7?

    Because 7 "ate" 9 liao. He is next.
    this one i dont understand leh...can someone clarify?
    Objection !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    this one i dont understand leh...can someone clarify?
    10 is afraid of 7 because 7 had eaten 9 (7, 8(ate), 9).
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    eight = ate?? sounds different leh...
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    dun care. now my turn.

    everyone has photographic memory. some just dun have film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allenleonhart View Post
    dun care. now my turn.

    everyone has photographic memory. some just dun have film.
    the printed photo?
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    how bout this:

    一只蜘蛛有八只脚,它路过一堆大便,为什么地上只留下三对脚印?

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    Quote Originally Posted by asthio88 View Post
    how bout this:

    一只蜘蛛有八只脚,它路过一堆大便,为什么地上只留下三对脚印?
    di du uses 2 of them to cover his nose...cos 臭大便!

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    Quote Originally Posted by asthio88 View Post
    how bout this:

    一只蜘蛛有八只脚,它路过一堆大便,为什么地上只留下三对脚印?
    you shouldnt mentioned got da bian. people can guess cover the nose mah..
    Objection !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOTUSfairy View Post
    the printed photo?
    nope. its on whysome ppl have better memories than others

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    Here is my few 欠扁問答題:

    1. 有一隻狼來到北極,不小心掉到冰海中,被撈起來時變成了什麼?

    2. 你知道蚊子不叮12生肖中的哪一種動物嗎?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jlkk76 View Post
    di du uses 2 of them to cover his nose...cos 臭大便!
    he he u got it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    you shouldnt mentioned got da bian. people can guess cover the nose mah..
    yeah, too obvious
    try this one:

    如果你和一隻老虎同時往前跑,你願意跑在:
    1.和老虎一起跑
    2.老虎的前面
    3.老虎的後面?
    Last edited by asthio88; 2nd June 2010 at 10:58 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacobs View Post
    Here is my few 欠扁問答題:

    1. 有一隻狼來到北極,不小心掉到冰海中,被撈起來時變成了什麼?

    2. 你知道蚊子不叮12生肖中的哪一種動物嗎?

    1 -> bing lang (槟榔)

    2 -> dog cuz 布丁(不叮) 狗

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    Why is phoenix so lousy? This one is quite easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asthio88 View Post
    yeah, too obvious
    try this one:

    如果你和一隻老虎同時往前跑,你願意跑在:
    1.和老虎一起跑
    2.老虎的前面
    3.老虎的後面?
    all dun want...cos i dun wanna kena makan by tiger!

    i rather run away!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokerfaze View Post
    Why is phoenix so lousy? This one is quite easy.
    coz Phoenix TV ( taiwan broadcasting station)? coz their shows suck?
    Objection !!!

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    a fat man(肥子 ) weight 150kg jump down from 22nd storey . what will happen?
    Last edited by ninelives; 3rd June 2010 at 12:05 AM.
    Objection !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    a fat man(肥子 ) weight 150kg jump down from 22nd story . what will happen?
    he land on the 21 "storey"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninelives View Post
    a fat man(肥子 ) weight 150kg jump down from 22nd story . what will happen?
    a happy ending. its a story wad. not storey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jlkk76 View Post
    all dun want...cos i dun wanna kena makan by tiger!

    i rather run away!!!
    aiyah have to choose 1, let's say the tiger is 'vegetarian'

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