There is a rather famous radiologist at CMPB.
"Breath in, Breath in, Breath in... Suck in your chest... And hold... you breath..."
i bought too much lv handbags for the xmm i was shooting in an attempt to make her my wife.
now i have to be a pro photographer because one wedding $300, a lot of couples want, without looking at my portfolio.
every 10 weddings or so i get one chance at making a xmm my wife.
success rate thus far: 0%
after i swing around dramatically a few times to impress upon them how huge my camera and lens are, they stop asking about the portfolio and sign me up quickly and happily.