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    Default Something about marriage (mandarin text only)

    Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns.

    以前提到结婚,想到天长地久
    现在提到结婚,想到能撑多久。

    当初会结婚,说是看上眼,
    后来会离婚,说是看走眼。

    婚前爱情是神话,
    婚后爱情是笑话。

    恋爱时情话绵绵
    结婚后谎话连连。

    恋爱时的男人,喜欢毛手毛脚,
    结婚后的男人,变成没手没脚。

    婚前男人,大都很幽默
    婚后男人,大都很沉默。

    恋爱时,一见面就亲嘴,
    结婚后,一见面就斗嘴。

    婚前男人常给女人空白支票,
    婚后男人常给女人空头支票。

    热恋时,相许下辈子再结良缘,
    结婚后,怀疑上辈子造作孽缘。

    婚前,谎话都是情话,
    婚后,情话都是废话。
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    Default Re: Something about marriage (mandarin text only)

    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns.

    以前提到结婚,想到天长地久
    现在提到结婚,想到能撑多久。

    当初会结婚,说是看上眼,
    后来会离婚,说是看走眼。

    婚前爱情是神话,
    婚后爱情是笑话。

    恋爱时情话绵绵
    结婚后谎话连连。

    恋爱时的男人,喜欢毛手毛脚,
    结婚后的男人,变成没手没脚。

    婚前男人,大都很幽默
    婚后男人,大都很沉默。

    恋爱时,一见面就亲嘴,
    结婚后,一见面就斗嘴。

    婚前男人常给女人空白支票,
    婚后男人常给女人空头支票。

    热恋时,相许下辈子再结良缘,
    结婚后,怀疑上辈子造作孽缘。

    婚前,谎话都是情话,
    婚后,情话都是废话。
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    Damn good, man!

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    Default Re: Something about marriage (mandarin text only)

    Funny

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    Default Re: Something about marriage (mandarin text only)

    clearly it is written by a woman,

    mans.......... will never admit it...
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    Unfortunately, that hold true for most isn't it?

    Hahaha.. thanks for sharing.

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    Ahem .. cough cough
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    Power .... it take a very boring person to write those and another boring person to read it. At least it makes my day happier .. lolx

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    Default Re: Something about marriage (mandarin text only)

    Quote Originally Posted by catchlights View Post
    Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns.

    以前提到结婚,想到天长地久
    现在提到结婚,想到能撑多久。

    当初会结婚,说是看上眼,
    后来会离婚,说是看走眼。

    婚前爱情是神话,
    婚后爱情是笑话。

    恋爱时情话绵绵
    结婚后谎话连连。

    恋爱时的男人,喜欢毛手毛脚,
    结婚后的男人,变成没手没脚。

    婚前男人,大都很幽默
    婚后男人,大都很沉默。

    恋爱时,一见面就亲嘴,
    结婚后,一见面就斗嘴。

    婚前男人常给女人空白支票,
    婚后男人常给女人空头支票。

    热恋时,相许下辈子再结良缘,
    结婚后,怀疑上辈子造作孽缘。

    婚前,谎话都是情话,
    婚后,情话都是废话。
    LOL

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