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    dog = log
    film = feee lum
    money = mar nee
    pepsi cola = 8456
    banana = bu nana
    morning = moor leng
    camera = come ma la
    mee rebus = mee robot
    roti prata = lor tee per-la da
    cousin = car cheng (backside)
    actually = add chee lee (add chilli)
    upper serangoon = ah pek si le gong
    holland road = hor lang loot (kenna whacked)
    mike tan = mai dan (selling eggs in cantonese)
    michael tan = mai gai dan (longer version of selling egg)

    A lecturer once speaks in this manner & the entire class went laughing.

    Lecturer: There'll be an e-ker-zam this Friday.
    Students: ???

    exam = e-ker-zam (we were wondering what he's saying)
    example pronounced as e-ker-zam-per

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    This thread is absolutely HILARIOUS!

    My teeny contribution:

    zero --> jee ro

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRiShnDaisy
    This thread is absolutely HILARIOUS!

    My teeny contribution:

    zero --> jee ro
    eh? i tot is jee-lo? (see rule #17: replace all "r" with "l")

    btw, thought - tot
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    eh? i tot is jee-lo? (see rule #17: replace all "r" with "l")

    btw, thought - tot
    orh, jee lo can oso.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRiShnDaisy
    orh, jee lo can oso.
    also - oso

    this thread should be made into a *STICKY*!
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuthBaby
    tt must be a long long time
    yup RuthBaby...was way back
    One Brick wall : wun bleak war (by a lecturer in Poly in Building class...back when there was only one in existence )

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    The story comes from two Ah lian taking lift & they wanted to get to ground floor but only sees number 2 to 20 on the display panel. They were puzzled to see a G but end up pressing it instead. When they reached the ground level, first Ah lian asked second Ah lian how come she knows G is ground floor.

    first Ah lian reply smugly, "Easy lah... G for Gero mah..."

    One more by Ah Beng

    They went to karaoke & request for song "Ah Cheng Buey Lo Tee" & end up rejected to select another song. Being very pek chek, they request to see the manager of the karaoke. After chatting for many hours, the manager eventually realised that they were looking for the song "Unchained Melody"

    Zero = Gero
    Ah Cheng Buey Lo Tee = Unchained Melody

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    go to MacDonald's and listen carefully...

    big mac - bee mak
    orange juice - olen choot
    sprite - splat
    fillet of fish - fish booger
    tomato sauce - "huh?", to-ma-to sauce - "huh?", ketchup - "ah, ketsap."
    Today is a gift; that's why it's called the present.
    The toys

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    government - garh men , zeng hu

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    My Towkay is Chinese Helicopter.
    He drives a Honda Ah-****.
    His wife is a lao chio who is an in-stall-ren agent.
    Every morning, he must Jia kopi, listen to lay-lio.

    Yesterday, he caught me surfing Clubsnap reading some bo-liao postings.
    He said si-mi later.
    I tell myself, this time si liaoz.

    I knocked on his door, he said lai ...
    He continued:
    he is also a member ... and showed me his web-sai
    Next time take foto must jio him.
    He will long-bang me in his ah-**** and blanjah makan.

    Wa ... very heng ah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by photobeginner
    dog = log
    film = feee lum
    money = mar nee
    pepsi cola = 8456
    banana = bu nana
    morning = moor leng
    camera = come ma la
    mee rebus = mee robot
    roti prata = lor tee per-la da
    cousin = car cheng (backside)
    actually = add chee lee (add chilli)
    upper serangoon = ah pek si le gong
    holland road = hor lang loot (kenna whacked)
    mike tan = mai dan (selling eggs in cantonese)
    michael tan = mai gai dan (longer version of selling egg)

    A lecturer once speaks in this manner & the entire class went laughing.

    Lecturer: There'll be an e-ker-zam this Friday.
    Students: ???

    exam = e-ker-zam (we were wondering what he's saying)
    example pronounced as e-ker-zam-per
    hey! 4-D number!

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    Default heheehe...just naughty

    Ruth <- Woof!

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    Chateau = Sha Tok
    Chauffeur = Sho Fu
    Bouquet = Pu Kay
    Entree = Ang Tay
    A la Carte = Ah Lak Kar
    Encore = Ang Kong
    Coup d'etat = Koh Lay Tak
    Madame = Mah Tam
    Mademoiselle = Mad Buay Say
    S'il vous plait = Si Lu Blai
    Merci beaucoup = Mah Si Pu Ko
    Bonjour = Pump Sua

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    Thai Girl = Tiger
    avoid = siam
    I avoid = mee siam

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    Courtesy of one of the tiny faces on the right of the posting screen

    Embarass - "Embrass"


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    Ooooh! I've got one more!

    curry puff --> Ka Li Pok


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    Quote Originally Posted by TRiShnDaisy
    Ooooh! I've got one more!

    curry puff --> Ka Li Pok

    this reminds me of something.. one of my students said she called her school teacher "Kali POK" coz her tummy is round and protuding like a curry puff. so naughty.

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    big Mac Meal <= mi mac mew
    French Fries <= Fren Flies
    Dover Road <= Lor Ber Load
    Orange Juice <= oleng ju
    MRT <= AM ARER TEE

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    last time my lecturer pronouce Motor as "mo-tar" ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pao
    Is Linux "Lee-nucks" or "Lee-nicks"?
    or "Lai-Nuxs" or "Lai-Nixs"

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