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    this is how the story has been so far:

    I was walking when suddenly...Deville posted this farnee thread...Without saying a single word...he whipped his pen out...and put his thoughts down...and triggered everyone to post...then went to buy/sell forum...and saw something he liked...but it was already sold...He screamed out in frustration...he saw a new thread posted...His eye lit up happily...This thread's nothing without pictures...so deville took a picture...of 3 snails in heat...post it up for critiques...they said it was neat!...expressive of snails' love triangles...composition and colours are excellent...he accidentally formatted his HDD...Suddenly things became so quiet...a flash of lighting appeared...this time the motherboard blew...a strong burning smell emit...the repair man was summoned...with new D70 in hand...to take a quick snap...of the sexy repair lady...with a 105mm macro lens...for increased "assets" magnification...OOOhh big lens said she..."I want more, more, more!"...she worked on his hard-disk...which made him really hard...And lit up the scene.... clothes strewn all over the place...Motherboard hanging by the power cables. D70 on a tripod firing every minute with attached timer... The motion happening with every strobe of the flash and every strike of the lightning. Soon the D70 cried out "CF full" even though it was equiped a full 4GB from his muvo2. It was at this time the he came...OOppss... five words only... I just read... sorry...And rain started coming down...they were both soaking wet..."Take it off" he said..."Take off what? My dear"...Your raincoat! Your raincoat! NOW!!!!!...and then your smelly socks...hmmm...now let me shoot...staring at her bare feet...he lets his eyes linger...and touch using his finger...she is still very wet...and we all kana ban!!!!!...outside, the roaring thunder sound..."why don't we shoot lightning?"...Thunder! Thunder..... Just Did it!...and his ass got burnt...and his camera soaking wet...but he had his picture!...on his trusty personal D70...the lightning hitting his butt...and smash it into pieces!..."Oh God!", he cried out..."I lost my warranty card!"...Luckily CF card still alright!...my d70 gone to drain...maybe get a canon dslr?...Repair lady: "I can help"..."lemme work on your equipment."..."which one?" so he said..."All that will need services"..."I specialise in hard disks"..."The compact flash I mean."..."Well, Well, let's begin then"...she smiled and got to work...bending down on all fours...brushing hair from her face...inserting the CF into reader...He stood behind her watching...her, down on all fours...ooh, I WANT HIGH SPEED..."Good..... go on..", he urged...Thump Thump, Some One Coming...oh no! quick! cover up!...she hastily pulled it out...but 'it' got STUCKED inside!!!...his wife just walked in...and stopped in her tracks...Staring hard at his microdrive...stuck inside the card reader(i thot it was a compact flash?)...and wondering aloud to herself..."what the heck's going on?"..."Aren't those my boudoir pics?"...daddy came in...then the roof came in...and then a loud explosion...and now what else came?...policeman, ambulance, reporters, neighbour, photographers...It was a stormy night..."and yet they all came"...with no choice at all...just to see the show...stranger asks, "No girls posted?"...

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    Deville replied "who are you?"

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    "why must i tell you?"

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    deville took a closer look...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    deville took a closer look...
    and the computer blew up

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    he quietly shed a tear...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    took out his beloved hanky

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    and read her words inside...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    "Life is like a flower....

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    i trusted you with mine...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    So stop being a Swine....

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    don't look when i shower...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Throw yourself off a tower....

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    your absence suits me fine...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    if you return in kind....

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    i promise you will find...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    i promise you will find...
    D70 with soul and mind...

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    not forgetting that CF Card...

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    that tastes just like lard...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaren
    that tastes just like lard...
    Left outside for two hours.

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    smells exactly like a fart...

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