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    Superman bristles with undisguised indignation...
    "I am certainly not square
    You better say a prayer
    Because my sizzling red thong
    Will unleash a stupendous schlong"
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    "Swing! Here it comes boys!"

    "Who wants to go first?"

    "Monkey God or The Pig?"

    "Hulk, Flash, Batman or Spiderman?"


    "I will be the first!"

    Says Aragorn who looks cheeky

    The Orcs look in disbelief

    "Master Aragorn, we want too.....!"


    Superman was surprise and stunned

    So he says to them

    "Ok Orcs, take a number!"

    "One Orc at a time"

    "I only have one schlong"

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    *ROTFL*

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    Quote Originally Posted by hwchoy
    *ROTFL*
    "Thanks but still awaiting zaren"

    "His contribution is MY PRECIOUS"


    Monkey God and The PIG

    Looks west for brother zaren


    Meanwhile back in Middle Earth

    The Orcs are having fun

    Superman continues unleashing his schlong

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    "Superman, we know it's tough,
    but hey, this is Singapore.
    When one schlong ain't enough,
    You just grow one more!"
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Monkey God and The Pig

    Came back from the west

    And found brother zaren smiling

    He is happy that Superman

    as Superman adds another schlong

    just for weak brother zaren

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    "Monkey God and Pig scrutinise
    Superman's schlong's proud added length
    but inevitably come to realise
    weakness is sometimes a strength"...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    and so the Heavenly Emperor

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    came to hear about Superman

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    whose schlong brought ecstacy for
    Last edited by hwchoy; 23rd March 2004 at 10:00 PM.

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    the Orcs of Middle Earth.

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    "Superman, mighty you may be
    but you ain't no deity
    Show me *shadow schlong thrust*
    then you'll gain heaven's trust"...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    So he whips it out,
    at an awe-inspiring speed...

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    "Where is hwchoy and zaren?"

    "Always MIA other CS threads"

    Ultraman looks furious and frustrated

    Pro Image chuckles at them

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    before the emperor could blink,
    and everyone could even think,
    superman's *weapon* feinted and crushed,
    the awed gathering was hushed...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    "This happends to me too!"

    Ultraman shouts at the emperor

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    ultraman frowns at pro image;
    "you need some manners, son
    or else you can't run
    when the Pig takes offence
    and destroys your mercedes benz!"...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Pro Image kneels and apologise

    Suddenly a ray of light

    "Swoosh! The emperor vanishes away"


    Pro Image says to Ultraman

    "Manners? The emperor is gone!"

    "Next time it'll be u!"

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    the emperor is not amused
    by ultraman, he's so confused
    "superman, i feel so used"
    said the emperor, looking bemused...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    ultraman is scared so crapless
    he feels so utterly hapless
    before pro image the sorcerer
    his magic, spells and horror...
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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