Everyone's a newbie.
Like what Bryan Peterson wrote in his book, he has only been shooting for less than 2 weeks.
How he came about the ridiculous answer when he has been behind the camera for more than 30 years????
He replied: "I've made all of my shots at 1/2 sec over the course of a year and have averaged 10,000 exposures in that time,then in one year I've spent a grand total of 5,000 seconds literally shooting. That's roughly 8 hours and 30 minute. Multiplied by exactly 33 years, that's roughly 11 days and five hours!"
(Copyrighted by Bryan Peterson)
So by his standard, I'm just a few minutes old!