Man, that's a work of ART!
Interesting ... Jimmie's camera!
Looks like it fell into a toilet and back. I don't think people want to even touches it so I guess it is pretty safe from theft.
Canon 5D Mark II | 24-105L | 35L | 85L II | 135L | Samyang 14mm 2.8
but it is powershot only, not dslr.
Some time ago, I made one for myself too
Use this to guard the camera:
Canon 5D Mark II | 24-70mm f2.8L | 50mm f1.2L | 85mm II f1.2L | 580EX II
beef up and train your body like some WWE wrestler, see if any one dares to steal from u.