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    Default TGIF... Time for luff

    Yeah... Thank God Its Friday!!!!

    Some jokes for ya guys

    Beng and Seng excited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Beng asked,

    'Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it.'

    'No, that won't work' answered Seng. 'People will think we're trying to break in.'

    Then Beng suggested, 'What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?'

    'No,' said Seng. 'People will think we're too dumb not to use a coat hanger.'

    The kan cheong Beng shouted, 'we'd better think of something fast.It's starting to rain and the sunroof is open!'

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    Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my

    driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me i'll show you." He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10

    note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".

    To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" andrushed off to the Showroom.

    The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

    The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and

    check to see if I'm at home. "

    To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.

    "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."

    Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you

    know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to

    the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn'the know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

    Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked

    me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"

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    yeah glad that it's friday again no need jokes ... ur avatar real funny

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    second one is double+double irony joke

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    ruthbaby, wow.... giving that hot kiss makes you even funnier!
    you can buy better gear but you can't buy a better eye

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    Ha Ha! The second one is really funny.

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