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    Something to lighten up your day.......................

    A store called Husband-Mart, which sells husbands, has just opened
    in Singapore where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men.

    The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

    So this woman goes to Husband-Mart to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
    than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
    further up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
    looking.
    "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
    looking and help with the housework.
    "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
    further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
    looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
    "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
    on?"

    So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
    men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day

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    came across it b4 somewhere..theres an equivalent version for the "choosy men" version..i think it goes like the guys will find at the 6th floor that "perfect women dont exist" or somethign like that...but still a good joke ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by clive
    came across it b4 somewhere..theres an equivalent version for the "choosy men" version..i think it goes like the guys will find at the 6th floor that "perfect women dont exist" or somethign like that...but still a good joke ^_^
    All in the name of good laughter.

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