Use it as a security blanket...keeping your hands occupy...mask up my face with it, concealed my identity, as a heirloom to be pass down to your sons or daughter, to their grandsons etc....(possible for old SLR)...stop a 7.62mm bullet from an AK47 covering a story in middle east..(heard story of the nikon F cam in vietnam....not sure about the modern magnesium body)....use it as a improvise monocular or telescope (for zoom, telephoto lens)...now this my favorite....my 2.4 inch digital picture frame! with slide show capable..
Its like describing 101 ways to do with a paper clip. :P haha!! happy shooting!
I can stare at it.
Some people eat their Nikon: