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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Nov 2003

    Default Some jokes 2 share ...

    1 ) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
    the cond*m factory.

    2) My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x,
    she objects.

    3) Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next
    to best thing on earth.

    4) Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't
    have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

    5) I tried phone s*x once, but the holes in the dialer
    were too small!

    6) Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
    with the enemy.

    7) Q: What's an Australian k*ss?
    A: The same thing as a French k*ss, only down under.

    8) Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's
    A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!

    9) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles
    to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!

    10) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy

    11) There are only two four letter words that are
    offensive to men: don't and stop - unless they are used together (don't stop).

    12) There are three stages to s*x in a person's life:
    Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

    13) Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard

    14) A newly married couple were happy with the whole
    thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

    15) Q: What's the difference between a bi*ch and a
    A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
    bi*ch sleeps with everyone except you.

    16) Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
    A: Breasts don't have eyes.......

    Of course you've heard about the V*agra computer
    virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk

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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Singapore, Holland Village


    seen a few of 'em before but the rest were equally good.. thanks for sharing, its always good to have a giggle


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