12th February 2004, 12:10 PM
Some jokes 2 share ...
1 ) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from
the cond*m factory.
2) My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x,
3) Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next
to best thing on earth.
4) Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
5) I tried phone s*x once, but the holes in the dialer
were too small!
6) Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.
7) Q: What's an Australian k*ss?
A: The same thing as a French k*ss, only down under.
8) Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
9) Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles
to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!
10) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
11) There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men: don't and stop - unless they are used together (don't stop).
12) There are three stages to s*x in a person's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
13) Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard
14) A newly married couple were happy with the whole
thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15) Q: What's the difference between a bi*ch and a
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a
bi*ch sleeps with everyone except you.
16) Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
A: Breasts don't have eyes.......
Of course you've heard about the V*agra computer
virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk
12th February 2004, 12:58 PM
12th February 2004, 01:07 PM