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Thread: What those words on your annual appraisal really mean

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    Default What those words on your annual appraisal really mean

    A colleague posted this. Simply hilarious!

    1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
    2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bull****
    3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone
    4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
    5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - A great boozer
    6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/ she does
    7. QUICKY-THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
    8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
    9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
    10. EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL - Speaks English
    11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nitpicker
    12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Has an imposing physique and/ or a loud voice
    13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky
    14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
    15. CAREER-MINDED - Back-stabber
    16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
    17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
    18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time
    19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps on the desk

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    point 10 a bit vague...

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