22nd January 2004, 02:37 PM
One day a man brought a monkey to a bar. It didin't take long for the bartender to shout at the monkey. It swallowed a cue ball. Bartender yells at man to get the monkey out of the bar. 2 weeks later, the man comes again with the monkey. The bartender passes a bowl of peanuts to the monkey hoping that this will keep the monkey satisfied. This time the monkey does something disgusting. The bartender yells at the man, "Why is the monkey putting the peanut into his ass before eating it?" The man replies, "The last time he ate the cue ball, he had a hard time ****ting the ball out. So now he measures everything before eating."
22nd January 2004, 02:39 PM