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    Quote Originally Posted by dingzyangz View Post
    who? me?

    *shivers*
    no la not you....


    our brotherhood so strong, whoever new also become old within a few mins
    brotherhood 4evaaAaaaxzzxzxxsxz (XMM language)

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    wa... i posted up a few pages ago.. mumble...

    ok here it is again:









    self service hor, if the color repeat pls don't take!

    mi take the white one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    no goat face?


    can?

    (obtain permission to edit n use foto liao)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kijer View Post


    can?

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    faint @ the lips

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheree View Post
    wowie got new members join our thread !!!
    Quote Originally Posted by dingzyangz View Post
    who? me?

    *shivers*
    welcome!

    we need more eunuchs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheree View Post
    no la not you....


    our brotherhood so strong, whoever new also become old within a few mins
    brotherhood 4evaaAaaaxzzxzxxsxz (XMM language)


    you are not well versed in the ways of the xmm, it should be:

    -=~~Br0tH3rH00DzZz 4eVaaxXx~~=-

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    Quote Originally Posted by kijer View Post


    can?

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    wah such a sexy picture of the emperor!
    No wonder he got all the xmms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kijer View Post


    can?

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    those are not my lips!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tainted View Post
    wah such a sexy picture of the emperor!
    No wonder he got all the xmms!
    LOL

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    Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM

    1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.

    2. Green tea. Period.

    3. Gigantic prints. Period.

    4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..

    5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.

    6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.

    7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.

    8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).

    9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.

    10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.

    11. You must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.

    12. Must shoot medium and large format and make sure people know that you have such things so that XMM will swoon and listen to you and eat your bread.

    13. Must hold discussions on the merits of Full Frame versus Cropped Frame in front of XMM loudly, then when they ask, you can wave your 5D Mark II or D700 around and announce how much money you spent and strut around. Never mind that you're wearing uncle-style Dri-Fit Polo Tee as a result.

    14. Pretend that you are getting stalked by other XMM and hide furtively behind dustbins when you are out shooting and whisper things like "there, there she is again! She's hunting me!" while glancing around furtively. The XMM will think that you are very popular and want to collect you like Pokemon.

    15. Because
    -=~~Br0tH3rH00DzZz 4eVaaxXx~~=-

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe View Post
    LOL
    are you new?

    where are jack , jill and josiah? you must get them to join us too

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    wah... stress. LOL.
    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    welcome!

    we need more eunuchs..

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post


    you are not well versed in the ways of the xmm, it should be:

    -=~~Br0tH3rH00DzZz 4eVaaxXx~~=-
    still, emperor knows the most about xmms.. me small fry dunno much

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    Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM

    1. Once in a while must shoot something that is not XMM to pretend that we are not GWC, e.g. hold Abstract Outings, Texture Outings.. Of course after that will shoot XMM, but anyhow capture a few lousy shots just to make sure got smokescreen.

    2. Green tea. Period.

    3. Gigantic prints. Period.

    4. Learn how to act cute in front of camera, so that XMM will feel intense connection and understanding between you and them..

    5. Try to get into the papers. Never mind that we might look like gearheads because all of us using the chance to show off expensive equipment despite saying that all people are welcome, or that this thread talks about equipment half the time and BBB... Just fool a few people, they join us, we get bigger, more XMM will love us.

    6. Praise each other so that XMM will also believe that we are good.

    7. Tell XMM that if they join us they can revolutionise XMM shoots and BBB.

    8. Switch brands now and then to show off your financial muscle (even though eat grass or use Daddy and Mommy's money).

    9. Jump off jetty when XMM never ask you to, this will help you show off your macho-ness. Even better if the water is shallow enough for you to fracture your skull, she might get touched.

    10. Shoot OOF pictures with poor composition, the XMM are not that pretty, if you make them look blur, they look better. Kind of how every girl looks prettier when you are drunk.

    11. You must make XMM believe that you are god, can create snow in singapore even by just using paintbrush and splash.

    12. Must shoot medium and large format and make sure people know that you have such things so that XMM will swoon and listen to you and eat your bread.

    13. Must hold discussions on the merits of Full Frame versus Cropped Frame in front of XMM loudly, then when they ask, you can wave your 5D Mark II or D700 around and announce how much money you spent and strut around. Never mind that you're wearing uncle-style Dri-Fit Polo Tee as a result.

    14. Pretend that you are getting stalked by other XMM and hide furtively behind dustbins when you are out shooting and whisper things like "there, there she is again! She's hunting me!" while glancing around furtively. The XMM will think that you are very popular and want to collect you like Pokemon.

    15. Because
    -=~~Br0tH3rH00DzZz 4eVaaxXx~~=-

    16. Show yourself to be a Sensitive New Age Guy by posing forlornly on railway tracks.

    17. Change your name to something to do with chocolate. For example, if you call yourself Godiva, all the XMM will swoon and want to buy you.

    18. Wear sexy singlets everywhere, never mind if you have a bulging belly. XMM like to stroke singlets, and it has that sweaty appeal.

    19. BBB more flash. XMM associate number of flashes with how pro a photographer you are. Never mind that your pictures turn out lousy. The more flashed they are, the more they are happy.

    20. Post mysterious, vague posts on the internet quoting legal websites and paraphrase what they say. Most people, and XMM will think you might be a lawyer with a bright future. Never mind that you didn't quite cut it back then, you can always live out your dreams in their mistaken impression. And get the XMM as well!

    21. Bring a big obiang flash bracket with flash on it, even when obviously not needed, to events. And then make sudden jerky movements during the events to catch attention of XMM. XMM are quite easily distracted. Once you have their attention, start doing the Singapore Workout. The jerkiness of it will hold their attention.

    22. Sit down on the floor and meditate halfway through a shot. The Zen-ness of you will awe any XMM and they will fall deep deep in love with you.

    23. Add random XMM to MSN and proclaim your love for them. Especially if they tell you they are attached, you should then proceed to tell them that boyfriends don't last forever, and that you were too busy then to ask them out, and now you are free. Never mind that they won't have dated you even if you were free.

    24. Keep thinking "you will give me your number". It has a 0.01% chance of working, but hey, whatever chance you can have right?

    25. Keep telling XMM about all these funky countries you have been to, most XMM will like guys who have travelled a lot. As you talk to them they will develop a dazed look that will eventually turn into love.

    26. Try to offer XMM money, even if they seem to be more well-off than you. Tell them that you are a kind soul who has nothing better to do with life. Insist that there are no strings attached and that you are just really, a very big-hearted guy who wants to grant people wishes.

    27. Wear pink ribbons in your hair. You will attract a lot of attention by doing so.

    28. Be bold. Say things like "I am very attracted to you, can I kiss you?" or keep insisting that you are on a date when the XMM is just going out with you as a friend. Ask randomly things like "You look cold, can I hug you???" and stare at her lovingly until she gets touched. If you get slapped, it is starting to work and you should continue.

    29. When XMM say anything, just repeat the last 2 or 3 words that they say and gaze at their face. Soon they will forget that it's because you can't really make good conversation and are deeply, madly in love with them, so you hang on to their every word.

    30. Show XMM your love by turning up at their house at utterly random times, uninvited. Something like 3 or 4 am is good. Insist that you have been sent by a divine being to fulfill your destiny and that this divine being had told you that the XMM was your destiny. <3

    31. Learn how to play the piano and guitar. Never mind if you can't really do it. XMM like boy boys who can fondle musical instruments and look emo while doing so.
    Last edited by night86mare; 4th August 2009 at 09:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    Top 100 Secret Strategies To Shoot XMM

    19. BBB more flash. XMM associate number of flashes with how pro a photographer you are. Never mind that your pictures turn out lousy. The more flashed they are, the more they are happy.

    20. Post mysterious, vague posts on the internet quoting legal websites and paraphrase what they say. Most people, and XMM will think you might be a lawyer with a bright future. Never mind that you didn't quite cut it back then, you can always live out your dreams in their mistaken impression. And get the XMM as well!

    21. Bring a big obiang flash bracket with flash on it, even when obviously not needed, to events. And then make sudden jerky movements during the events to catch attention of XMM. XMM are quite easily distracted. Once you have their attention, start doing the Singapore Workout. The jerkiness of it will hold their attention.

    25. Keep telling XMM about all these funky countries you have been to, most XMM will like guys who have travelled a lot. As you talk to them they will develop a dazed look that will eventually turn into love.

    27. Wear pink ribbons in your hair. You will attract a lot of attention by doing so.
    19 is like those anyhow flash cat/bird people wor

    20-21 is

    25 .... wah a lot of people i know liddat!

    27 make me tink of some cosplayers i read in HWZ... eeewwww....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kijer View Post
    19 is like those anyhow flash cat/bird people wor

    20-21 is

    25 .... wah a lot of people i know liddat!

    27 make me tink of some cosplayers i read in HWZ... eeewwww....
    add to the list!

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    Strange.. no Green Robes for our Emperor yet...????

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    Quote Originally Posted by shunzi View Post
    Strange.. no Green Robes for our Emperor yet...????
    25th August

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    Quote Originally Posted by luna_sea83 View Post
    25th August
    2508! 4-D lai liao!!
    Our Emperor will bestow the "most loyal subject" title to u.

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    i see emperler gave lecture at some ginna school


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