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    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

    What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
    he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services;
    he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services;
    he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
    even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an Engineer;
    he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
    he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing;
    although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
    all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
    all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
    all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

    "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
    "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

    What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
    he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services;
    he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services;
    he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
    even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an Engineer;
    he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
    he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing;
    although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
    all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
    all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
    all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

    "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
    "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"


    I esp like #10! wakakakakaka!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelmetBox


    I esp like #10! wakakakakaka!!
    Took me a while to think what is the stamp collector doing...

    wahhhhaaaaaahhh

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    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

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    Quote Originally Posted by lavenderlilz
    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

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    I like #7 cause I'm studying Mass Com, I have a subject call marketing... yeah man, just finis my exams... phew...all about the positioning of products....

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    Luckily she never married a fireman, or else all he did will be spraying at the entrance and put the fire out ........ ;P

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    mauhahhahhhhahah

    girls just can't appreciate this kind of jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    Took me a while to think what is the stamp collector doing...

    wahhhhaaaaaahhh
    Me too.....LOLLLLLL....

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