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    Default Top 20 things NOT TO DO at the next Lord of the Rings screening:

    20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

    19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

    18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

    17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

    16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"
    See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

    15. In The Two Towers, when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

    14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.

    13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

    12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

    11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

    10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

    9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.

    8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

    7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

    6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

    5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

    4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

    3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

    2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
    After the movie, shout "Lucas could have done it better."

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
    hahaha! I remembered watching LOTR part 1 and shouting, "Agent Smith!!!" when I realised it was hugo weaving playing that role. After that, me and my friends were laughing our asses off becoz he sounded exactly the same in LOTR as in Matrix!


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    well, i know one the thing that everyone muz do at the next lord of the rings screening is to go watch it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah_K


    well, i know one the thing that everyone muz do at the next lord of the rings screening is to go watch it!!
    Yeah! Can't wait for the 17th of December!

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    this is my fave --> "When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck."

    sure freak out somebody one...

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    seen it liaoz

    Frodo saves Middle Earth

    Aaragon becomes King

    Aaragon marries Arwen

    Eowyn with Faramir

    Bilbo stays put at Rivendale

    Saruman killed by Wormtongue

    Order is back to Middle Earth

    Legolas follows Gimli to his underground kingdom - caves

    Blah Blah Blah

    Shelob the spider appears at the begginning of the movie together with Smeagol's flaskback to the past when he was just a hobbit fishing with his fellow hobbit mate and there's where he hit upon the ring and he ended killing his fishing kaki.

    blah blah blah
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    how did u manage to catch the show when it hasn't been out yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah_K
    how did u manage to catch the show when it hasn't been out yet?
    aiya he most probably saw some inaccurate pirated version like the way he bragged abt Harry Potter Vol 5 earlier on. So wat else is new?

    YAWNZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by lavenderlilz
    aiya he most probably saw some inaccurate pirated version like the way he bragged abt Harry Potter Vol 5 earlier on. So wat else is new?

    YAWNZ
    Yeah... spoilers should die.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by xin
    Yeah... spoilers should die.....


    MrBig ->

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    my sentiments exactly

    History has repeated itself. Pls see:

    http://forums.clubsnap.org/showthrea...t=harry+potter

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    I like #11. too.


    OT abit - I kinda pity some real-life Orcs... they need to get a real/reel life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah_K
    how did u manage to catch the show when it hasn't been out yet?

    ummm... i believe the book has been around way, way before the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lavenderlilz
    my sentiments exactly

    History has repeated itself. Pls see:

    http://forums.clubsnap.org/showthrea...t=harry+potter

    Well.... he is no stranger to controversial comments and statements....
    I believe he is quite well-known here for that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by xin
    Well.... he is no stranger to controversial comments and statements....
    I believe he is quite well-known here for that....
    Or maybe he simply read the book?

    Yes, we know you can read... but it's not much to boast about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang
    Or maybe he simply read the book?

    Yes, we know you can read... but it's not much to boast about.

    You really need a life...
    nak nak


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    from what i have seen and heard from the extended DVD of the Two Towers...
    the ending might not be completely the same as the book, so reading the book ending doesn't necessarily mean u know the exact ending of the movie.

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    * togu walk around mumbling...

    ... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"... "don't feed the troll"...


    Esp a troll that looks like an orc.


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    Think the book still got lots of pages of story left after frodo tossed U know what into U know where...Cinema cannot afford that....so the movie might have different ending.

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    uhm.. i think it did.. wat i heard was that they left out the portion where wormtounge went to destroy the hobbits villiage and all that.

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    They left out Tom Bombadil for the first movie. Guess including all the bits in the book would require a mini-series instead of just a 3-hour movie.

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