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    Default Why FISHING is better than SEX.

    #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.

    #19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.

    #18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.

    #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.

    #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.

    #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    #14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

    #13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

    #12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

    #11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else.

    #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.

    #9 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.

    #7 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    #6 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #5 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    #3 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy fishing.

    #1 - Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lensman
    #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.

    #19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.

    #18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.

    #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.

    #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.

    #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    #14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

    #13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

    #12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

    #11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else.

    #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.

    #9 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy fishing stuff.

    #7 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    #6 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.

    #5 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    #4 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    #3 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy fishing.

    #1 - Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?"

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    hooray.... hee hee...

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    Except for #19, the same can be said for Golf too!

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    HAhaahha!! Absolutely funny!!

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    nice one sia...

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    let me guess....

    you must be a virgin.

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    Hmm..

    The fish won't say your skill is lousy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildhoney
    let me guess....

    you must be a virgin.



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