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    Default Some funny foreign Talents

    I just have to post this here to share the laughter from the funny ways foreign talents based in SG try to speak Engrish and end up sounding really weird... A few weeks ago a guy came up to my counter (I work at a hotel) and showed me a broken shuttle **** which they had borrowed from us the conversation went like this.

    Guest: Excuse me, I'm sorry but I seem to have broken your ****.

    Me: I beg your pardon sir?

    Guest: Your ****... you see i must have hit it too hard and now your **** is damaged... could you get me a new one?

    Me: Oh ok sir (Takes a new one and passes it to the guest)

    Guest: Oh why dun you give me 2 cocks instead?

    Me: Trying my best not to laugh and begins to search for another one was stopped halfway when guest said the following

    Guest: No no that **** is no good give me a better one pls.

    Me: Takes the best "****" i could find and passes it to guest. After he leaves I run into the back office and laughed my eyeballs out!

    That was last week.... today i went to lunch at subway and this worker at the counter is addressing one of the female customers. She orders like this.

    Female Customer: Hi could i have the oven roasted chicken breast?

    Staff: Sure madam, what size breast would you like?

    OMG!!!! I NEARLY DIED THERE WHEN HE SAID THAT!!!! hahahahaha
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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    i think you have a dirty mind

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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    I don't find it is amusing, it is just simply racist.
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    so my dear threadstarter, i am going to ask you

    how good is your english in the first place?

    nobody is perfect.

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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    English not taught properly!
    First, it is shuttlecock! Full word!

    second
    Female Customer: Hi could i have the oven roasted chicken breast?
    Staff: Sure madam, how much do you want?

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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    sometimes ppl say weird stuff, but the hardest part is trying not to laugh...

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    i think the ts is just trying to share a joke

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    A guy at uni offered his meat to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adamadam View Post
    A guy at uni offered his meat to me.
    Did you offer to beat his meat ... to tenderize it of course?
    Last edited by Dream Merchant; 31st May 2009 at 05:28 PM.

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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    Yeah well i just wanted to share some funny stuff i heard. It wasn't like i burst into laughter in front of them or whatever. Plus i did not mention what race or which country they came from. Hell even locals can't spreak ploper engrish lo like how the famous chicken rice became cheeken lice? To all those so called angels pls la everyone's a little bit racist la hoh dun try to pretend. And if i have a dirty mind well yeah i do doesn every guy? Those who dun like it dun read lo.

    Lighten up lo life is too stressful to always be so serious man... look at russel peters he makes fun of EVERY RACE EVEN HIS OWN. Anyway to spare me anymore BS from sensitive members.... guess what??? THREAD CLOSED!

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    Default Re: Some funny foreign Talents

    that is why this thread is still here and you did not receive an infraction

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