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    Quote Originally Posted by mohgui View Post
    i think Mas Selamat should be on talkshows like Oprah, David Letterman or Jay Leno or even Asia Uncut.

    must tell how he did the impossible by eluding the so-called tight security employed by SG. or even better, come out with a book... "How to Escape Captivity for Dummies"
    Good one... I think he inherited some magics from David Copperfield.. "Disappearing acts..." "Going through walls"... etc

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    Straits Time was all quick to report on SINGAPORE ROLE IN ARREST, TIP -OFF FROM SINGAPORE, LEAD CAME FROM SINGAPORE

    Let's not forget about the LEAK from our ISD toilet and Causeway Immigration!

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    What's surprising to me is that he only got as far as Johor in 13 months...

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowerpot View Post
    they should made a movie out of it... like Clint Eastwood in Escape from Alcatraz... made the toilet into a tourist attraction...
    What's the title for this movie?

    Quantum Of Jamban Solace

    And how do you screen test the potential actors?

    By judging how good they are at climbing jamban?

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakon09 View Post
    What's surprising to me is that he only got as far as Johor in 13 months...
    I think there are many distractions in JB for a man who has not been near a woman and living in solitary confinment for so many years

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    Quote Originally Posted by tokrot View Post
    http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...ry_373899.html

    there's a pic on the above link... I hope selamat did not complete the prison break seasons espd.. else we will see him swimming to Indonesia this time...
    That was last time when he was caught in Indonesia before being extradicted to Singapore. What I find it funny is no similar picture of this sort now since he is captured in Msia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    I think there are many distractions in JB for a man who has not been near a woman and living in solitary confinment for so many years


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    Quote Originally Posted by josh2415 View Post
    No pictures of him in detention in Msia? Find it funny.

    You can write all you want but pictures paint a thousand words!

    You just have to wait.

    Mas Selamat is fussy.

    He requests Steve McCurry to be sent to him to take his portraits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    I think there are many distractions in JB for a man who has not been near a woman and living in solitary confinment for so many years
    eh... how you know he got no conjugal visits during his confinement? maybe have leh... if not, can sue for infringement on human-rights

    he's a guy and all guys have needs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    What's the title for this movie?

    Quantum Of Jamban Solace

    And how do you screen test the potential actors?

    By judging how good they are at climbing jamban?

    climbing jamban... easy lah.

    just need to find potential actors to play dumb police officers during the jamban climb.
    Mythbusters - the bigger the explosion, the better it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sibeiblur View Post
    Straits Time was all quick to report on SINGAPORE ROLE IN ARREST, TIP -OFF FROM SINGAPORE, LEAD CAME FROM SINGAPORE

    Let's not forget about the LEAK from our ISD toilet and Causeway Immigration!
    oh... so the lead came from Singapore. so there is no need to pay the $1 million reward to anybody liao. Singapore pay to Singapore... out right pocket and into the left pocket... contra already.
    Mythbusters - the bigger the explosion, the better it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakon09 View Post
    What's surprising to me is that he only got as far as Johor in 13 months...
    no sponsor mah.... think JI corporation dun want to fund his escape one.. he kia Keng, jail break out of his own decision

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    Quote Originally Posted by josh2415 View Post
    No pictures of him in detention in Msia? Find it funny.

    You can write all you want but pictures paint a thousand words!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mohgui View Post
    eh... how you know he got no conjugal visits during his confinement? maybe have leh... if not, can sue for infringement on human-rights

    he's a guy and all guys have needs
    Sure or not, all guys have needs. What about that priest who came out a while ago.

    Understand that it is SOP that those inside just have to DIY. Sailors use sotong.

    Wanna to know why it took so long before the annoncement?

    Becos the other side wanna to know and see the brand new detention centre with 10CCTV, 6movement detectors and many other physical barriers even a magician would find it impossible to do a prison break. I can only say that it is somewhere in Changi. I can't disclose any further info here......
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    Quote Originally Posted by sibeiblur View Post
    Straits Time was all quick to report on SINGAPORE ROLE IN ARREST, TIP -OFF FROM SINGAPORE, LEAD CAME FROM SINGAPORE

    Let's not forget about the LEAK from our ISD toilet and Causeway Immigration!
    Our dear Minister provided an important tip-off "Mas Selamat is either still in Singapore, or had fled the country." And he is correct!

    Can imagine Mas Selamat laughing in front of his TV in JB as he watched the S'pore news about the bigscale hunt for him.

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    Once again The government under the able leathership of lee kuan yew has proven itself. Congratulations to him for the capture of selamat

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    He is caught....

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    Quote Originally Posted by UandMe View Post
    Can imagine Mas Selamat laughing in front of his TV in JB as he watched the S'pore news about the bigscale hunt for him.
    That how the Malaysian police caught him.

    They heard his laughters.


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    Quote Originally Posted by La Fontaine View Post
    ....Becos the other side wanna to know and see the brand new detention centre with 10CCTV, 6movement detectors and many other physical barriers even a magician would find it impossible to do a prison break. I can only say that it is somewhere in Changi. I can't disclose any further info here......
    You can't tell us is because you are writing this from it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mohgui View Post
    oh... so the lead came from Singapore. so there is no need to pay the $1 million reward to anybody liao. Singapore pay to Singapore... out right pocket and into the left pocket... contra already.
    Wait! Please don't give up yet.

    They may give $100 out of it to whoever has the best joke about Mas Selemat.

    Looks like you may be the winner.


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