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    Talking The Perfect Couple

    >>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
    >>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
    >>was, of
    >>course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
    >>couple was
    >>driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
    >>someone
    >>at the side
    >>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
    >>help.
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    >>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
    >>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
    >>loaded
    >>Santa
    >>and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
    >>delivering
    >>the
    >>toys.
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    >>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
    >>couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
    >>the
    >>accident.
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    >>Question: Who was the survivor?
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    >>Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it
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    >>Answer:
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    >>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
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    >>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
    >>is no
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    >>as a perfect man.
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    >>**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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    >>**** Men keep scrolling.
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    >>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
    >>have
    >>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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    >>**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is
    >>REALLY the end of the joke.
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    >>*** Men Keep scrolling
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    >>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
    >>illustrates another point:
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    >>WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

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    datz a nice twist..

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    Good one!

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