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    i have decided that i look better all puffed up.

    please help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i have decided that i look better all puffed up.

    please help.

    how to be skinny

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    how to be skinny
    young lady,

    i am asking how to put on mass. stop OTing, or i will turn all emo and sulky and be very sarcastic to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    young lady,

    i am asking how to put on mass. stop OTing, or i will turn all emo and sulky and be very sarcastic to you.



    i feed you an elephant

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i have decided that i look better all puffed up.

    please help.

    puffed up? like Michelin guy or Marshmellow Man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post


    i feed you an elephant


    i thought the way to go was to upsize all my meals, and eat double the usual amount. and then i would also indulge in a life of debauchery by doing no work whatsoever and trolling people everywhere because i am full of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumpy View Post
    puffed up? like Michelin guy or Marshmellow Man?
    i am not sure.

    i think i might consider growing out my hair to complement my projected sexy size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i have decided that i look better all puffed up.

    please help.
    shoot urself with ur cam and uprez lor. just a 100% increase can beat the 5dmk2 already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flipfreak View Post
    shoot urself with ur cam and uprez lor. just a 100% increase can beat the 5dmk2 already.
    i only got k20d.

    i heard that having a belly makes me more endearing to the fairer sex. just having one will make me the leading authority in photography critique and lighting ratios and studio arrangements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i am not sure.

    i think i might consider growing out my hair to complement my projected sexy size.
    RUB Martell and Henessy all over your hair... helps to stimulate hair growth...
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    Default Re: how do i supersize myself?

    Just follow van diet, you will up size in months time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i only got k20d.

    i heard that having a belly makes me more endearing to the fairer sex. just having one will make me the leading authority in photography critique and lighting ratios and studio arrangements.
    Hmmmm... I see.

    Then you have to increase your number of meals and do less exercise. DRINK more beer too, it helps you gain a beer belly FASTER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i only got k20d.

    i heard that having a belly makes me more endearing to the fairer sex. just having one will make me the leading authority in photography critique and lighting ratios and studio arrangements.
    14mp x 2 is 28mp. better than the D3X! gosh and at 1/10 the price.

    not sure abt having a belly though. might "rub" ppl the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leong23 View Post
    Just follow van diet, you will up size in months time.
    Eat Elephants?

    not much in SG leh.... change to Ostrich lah... i think that one easier to get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    RUB Martell and Henessy all over your hair... helps to stimulate hair growth...
    is that what they are doing these days?

    my idol's hair is simply too gorgeous for words, looks like lion king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i have decided that i look better all puffed up.

    please help.
    Eat proper meals...go gym...exercise more...swim... ...

    DARNNNNN...what did I just said!!

    JUST PHOTOSHOP Yourself FATFAT.

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    This is based on my experience with some friends from way back in JC.

    They were members of the Canoeing club / Dragon Boat race team and were the Arnold Schwarzenegger type of men.

    To gain weight, what the Dragon boat team did was to take those protein mass builder supplements available in places such as Guardian pharmacy. These high calorie supplements will really help you to gain weight very quickly.

    The drawback is that you have to "pump iron" regularly, otherwise those muscles will quickly turn into fats.

    Another method is the Japanese Sumo wrestler method. From a documentary I saw, the sumo wrestler revealed that they ate a lot of food and went to bed immediately for naps. The SUMO way of gaining weight is to go to bed immediately after meals. It is not so effective to simply eat a lot of food and hope for weight gain to happen by itself.
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    Default Re: how do i supersize myself?

    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i only got k20d.

    i heard that having a belly makes me more endearing to the fairer sex. just having one will make me the leading authority in photography critique and lighting ratios and studio arrangements.
    belly then feels like sofa? or you want your woman to float on your tummy


    anyway if you want to beef up, eat/ sleep/protein drink/gym. good luck
    爱是要时间慢慢培养的。。

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    Quote Originally Posted by flipfreak View Post
    14mp x 2 is 28mp. better than the D3X! gosh and at 1/10 the price.

    not sure abt having a belly though. might "rub" ppl the wrong way.
    How?

    Rub them when you're too near to them and you turn around?
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