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    Wink The Love Clinic - A Special For V Day



    Come share your woes with our inhouse CS experts.

    Some guy wrote a book called men are from mars, women are from venus. It is also often stated that guys don't understand what a woman wants......does she really mean no or does she mean yes? And women do not understand why guys like to smell their dirty socks before they put them on. Anyway as this forum has a higher percentage of men, we tink we can help you.....BUT this is only for a day and then this clinic is closed forever.

    We have well qualified professionals to help you all

    - Dr Riotvan
    - Dr Pearly
    - Dr Ice
    - Mr Scandal
    - and when he is well Dr Nei Mei - but no guarantees for his state of mind

    Throughout the day we hope to get guest thread writers to write their thoughts on......"the love perspectives....."

    So please do post your questions thru starting with "Dear Drs"

    Warning:
    - We have no qualifications relating to psychology or psychiatry
    - We talk a lot of doo lah so the advice you take from us is not guaranteed and under your own personal risk
    - We really are not doctors!!!
    - We might not always be there so you might not get an immediate response. If you do need an immediate response please talk to your mum.
    - Should we get inundated with too many questions we reserve the right not to answer your question.
    RIGHT POSTERS - GET POSTING.....
    Last edited by Lady Ice; 15th February 2009 at 01:47 AM.
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    Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl

    i'm sick, i'm sick, pls check me up...


    my shirt no button, just tear for me...

    meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
    Last edited by contaxable; 14th February 2009 at 12:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Ice View Post

    - Dr Riotvan
    - Dr Pearly
    - Dr Ice
    -Dr Nai Meh

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    Quote Originally Posted by contaxable View Post
    i'm sick, i'm sick, pls check me up...


    my shirt no button, just tear for me... i need my fav doc though...
    Sorry Tax - you need to start it off with

    "Dear Dr"

    ....and then add in your problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    -Dr Nai Meh
    Ahhh Dr Nai Meh - glad u could make it. We are very excited about the post you are going to deliver tomorrow about the controversial title "Men are from Venus and not from Mars"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Ice View Post
    Ahhh Dr Nai Meh - glad u could make it. We are very excited about the post you are going to deliver tomorrow about the controversial title "Men are from Venus and not from Mars"
    meow meow meow meow meow

    (translation: Dr Nai Meh does not speak.. he meows)

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    meow meow meow meow meow

    (translation: Dr Nai Meh does not speak.. he meows)
    That's okay - Dr Nai Meh only needs to type and not speak. No one will hear him if he speaks to the screen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Ice View Post
    Sorry Tax - you need to start it off with

    "Dear Dr"

    ....and then add in your problems
    Dr Ice
    my query had been executed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by contaxable View Post
    Dr Ice
    my query had been executed.
    Dr Pearly - anything to add to that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by contaxable View Post
    Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl

    i'm sick, i'm sick, pls check me up...


    my shirt no button, just tear for me...

    meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
    Let me attend to this patient.

    After a detailed diagnosis, here are the findings :-

    shirt no button - oooh sexy!

    head - clear

    lower body - no abnormalities found

    eyes - still seeing stars

    CONCLUSION - you're love sick, drink some warm milk, go hug your bolster and have a starry night.



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    Quote Originally Posted by contaxable View Post
    Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl
    meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
    Less than 100 pounds cos we all stand on the same scale at different times.

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    Thank you Dr Pearly






    Quote Originally Posted by Pearlang View Post
    Let me attend to this patient.

    After a detailed diagnosis, here are the findings :-

    shirt no button - oooh sexy!

    head - clear

    lower body - no abnormalities found

    eyes - still seeing stars

    CONCLUSION - you're love sick, drink some warm milk, go hug your bolster and have a starry night.



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    Dr Pearly

    That would mean 300pounds

    oh my....


    Quote Originally Posted by Pearlang View Post
    Less than 100 pounds cos we all stand on the same scale at different times.

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    i only want to talk to dr riotvan

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    Quote Originally Posted by contaxable View Post
    Dr Pearly

    That would mean 300pounds

    oh my....
    Yes, please pay by cash before you leave. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i only want to talk to dr riotvan
    Please form an orderly queue and post your question in the form

    "Dear Dr Van....."
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    Dear Dr.

    I can't decide which one i love.....Nikon, Canon or Sony.

    And i can only choose it........

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    Dear Dr Ice,

    Do you know where Dr Riotvan is?

    I prefer talking to fish, they are less disturbing compared to tyres.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leong23 View Post
    Dear Dr.

    I can't decide which one i love.....Nikon, Canon or Sony.

    And i can only choose it........
    WHAT ABOUT PENTAX

    Z

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    WHAT ABOUT PENTAX

    Z
    I prefer gal next door......

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