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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    please help your emperor with a crisis

    i have d3x, all the trinity lenses, canon i d mark III with all the L lenses, every red rubber lens also have..

    but i shoot xmm still not sexy, can see face, can see chest, can see super eyelashes, but to be honest, deep down inside despite all the praise i think the shots like sai.

    is it because i use auto mode?

    or is it because i need a better tripod? i currently using a manfrotto. maybe using a gitzo might help.
    Oh, Your Excellency, that's because your camera is not compatible with the moller because all the xmm mollers you shoot are not from the Royal Mamasan. That's why all CMI.

    Your camera will be compatible with the moller I choose for Your Majesty :


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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i think i should look to upgrade my bag soon.

    the hadley pro a bit small for all my gear, also, the price relative to the gear getting so cheap, my bag is not compatible with my camera gear.

    also not compatible with the xmm. they see already, cannot smile.. even if my camera compatible with the model.. also no use..

    maybe i should get this.. after all, bigger = better.
    Yes you should. So cheap in the UK! Remember, you must BBB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowmera View Post
    Yes you should. So cheap in the UK! Remember, you must BBB!
    GOOD NEWS

    I am undergoing talks with a company developing a ULTRA HUGE battery grip for the Nikon D3X.

    Wait, don't gape in disbelief. The current D3X already got built in vertical shutter, I know, but this NEW AGE battery grip will make your camera expand by 400%, and make it 8000% more balanced than before.

    It will also add in the mode called SUPER AUTO mode. In this mode, the camera will just snap whenever it detects a female face. That way, you can walk along Orchard Road and capture all the XMM you want, with just the camera on your neck.

    There is even a XMM picture style, which lengthens fake eyebrows and saturates colored contacts selectively.

    Those who want to order, please PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    GOOD NEWS

    I am undergoing talks with a company developing a ULTRA HUGE battery grip for the Nikon D3X.

    Wait, don't gape in disbelief. The current D3X already got built in vertical shutter, I know, but this NEW AGE battery grip will make your camera expand by 400%, and make it 8000% more balanced than before.

    It will also add in the mode called SUPER AUTO mode. In this mode, the camera will just snap whenever it detects a female face. That way, you can walk along Orchard Road and capture all the XMM you want, with just the camera on your neck.

    There is even a XMM picture style, which lengthens fake eyebrows and saturates colored contacts selectively.

    Those who want to order, please PM me.

    got those that can detect xdd?

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    More information on the D3x battery grip:

    Apparently, you have a 360degree shutter knob. You can tilt 270 degrees, and your shutter button will be upright! Good for impressing XMM!

    Order now. Very cheap, only half price of D3x itself. 2,700 Great Britain Pounds only!!

    Even comes with superglued price tag so that you can impress the XMM. You can press a button to turn on the backlight for the pricetag, so that it is even more attention grabbing.

    Guaranteed not to exist in the other dynasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    got those that can detect xdd?
    you will have to wait until more XMM get their hands on camera.

    unless your xdd got moobs. the battery grip uses ultraintelligent technology to detect the presence of er, chest swellings to make its selection.

    of course, if you want to take pictures of changi airports, then you will have to.. manually shoot it.

    well padded chest protection gear of the female sex will also trigger the thing. it is really tailored to cater for the GWC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    GOOD NEWS

    I am undergoing talks with a company developing a ULTRA HUGE battery grip for the Nikon D3X.

    Wait, don't gape in disbelief. The current D3X already got built in vertical shutter, I know, but this NEW AGE battery grip will make your camera expand by 400%, and make it 8000% more balanced than before.

    It will also add in the mode called SUPER AUTO mode. In this mode, the camera will just snap whenever it detects a female face. That way, you can walk along Orchard Road and capture all the XMM you want, with just the camera on your neck.

    There is even a XMM picture style, which lengthens fake eyebrows and saturates colored contacts selectively.

    Those who want to order, please PM me.
    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    More information on the D3x battery grip:

    Apparently, you have a 360degree shutter knob. You can tilt 270 degrees, and your shutter button will be upright! Good for impressing XMM!

    Order now. Very cheap, only half price of D3x itself. 2,700 Great Britain Pounds only!!

    Even comes with superglued price tag so that you can impress the XMM. You can press a button to turn on the backlight for the pricetag, so that it is even more attention grabbing.

    Guaranteed not to exist in the other dynasty.
    You've got PM.

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    MORE GOOD NEWS

    if you buy the battery grip, the manufacturer will include a pictorial album of XMM along with their contact numbers!!!

    you will have 5 coupons to redeem "picture with XMM" to boost your testosterone levels.

    only applicable for first 5,000 customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    you will have to wait until more XMM get their hands on camera.

    unless your xdd got moobs. the battery grip uses ultraintelligent technology to detect the presence of er, chest swellings to make its selection.

    of course, if you want to take pictures of changi airports, then you will have to.. manually shoot it.

    well padded chest protection gear of the female sex will also trigger the thing. it is really tailored to cater for the GWC.

    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?

    then will need to upgrade to a better camera and newer lenses

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?
    Then A380 can run on them!
    I'm a cow with a camera

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?
    Quote Originally Posted by grumpy View Post
    then will need to upgrade to a better camera and newer lenses
    Quote Originally Posted by cowmera View Post
    Then A380 can run on them!
    Yea, need macro lens liao.

    Must ask finanical minister for guidance.

    "Macro Booby Shoot@anywhere"

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?
    No worries la. I'm sure they will upgrading the FIRMWARE very soon. hehe
    and I can't believe this is the 3rd thread liao. why things happen so fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i think i should look to upgrade my bag soon.

    the hadley pro a bit small for all my gear, also, the price relative to the gear getting so cheap, my bag is not compatible with my camera gear.

    also not compatible with the xmm. they see already, cannot smile.. even if my camera compatible with the model.. also no use..

    maybe i should get this.. after all, bigger = better.
    Your Highness, maybe you should order a custom made camera bag from LV. The XMM confirm will be impressed

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    I'm going to BBB tomorrow. I need some bodyguards to fill up the shop,play with equipment while i BBB.
    I'm a cow with a camera

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    but so many xmm got no boobs. later cannot detect how?
    introduce them to woffles wu

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    introduce them to woffles wu
    your highness

    ARE YOU BACK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taurean View Post
    Your Highness, maybe you should order a custom made camera bag from LV. The XMM confirm will be impressed
    i don't think so..

    later they claw my eyes and run off with my lv bag..

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    i don't think so..

    later they claw my eyes and run off with my lv bag..
    See, Your Majesty, only those ill mannered XMMs will do. My girls all have class, will NEVER behave in such a despicable manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    your highness

    ARE YOU BACK
    i have conquered the streets of rage.

    guys, people are posting up photos of xmm and them.

    our dynastic powers are weakening.

    I WILL SHOW YOU MY XMM POWERS later.

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