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    Quote Originally Posted by terryansimon View Post
    oh well. maybe I've got a smooth tongue. or maybe I'm just handsome . never really had strange looks before.

    either that or I'm too dense to notice! ahahaha

    no seriously. haven't had much issues here whenever I talk to strangers.

    I dunno. Mabbie I got a face that says 'Don't mess with me!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Try talking to most strangers at communal tables and they will eye you in absolute suspicion.

    Try striking up a conversation with females and they will think you're desperate.

    Not sharing an opinion, but fact.

    SAD SAD world we live in.
    depends, i sometimes just am in the mood to crap. so some like to join in...

    u got ur eXposers wad... there an all male club oso?
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    I dunno. Mabbie I got a face that says 'Don't mess with me!'
    or a face that says "i don't play with my food"!
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    or a face that says "i don't play with my food"!
    Oh, that I do - a LOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    depends, i sometimes just am in the mood to crap. so some like to join in...

    u got ur eXposers wad... there an all male club oso?
    I'm not quite sure what those two statement mean ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    I'm not quite sure what those two statement mean ...
    u were saying no charbor 1 2 chat with u mah...
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    u were saying no charbor 1 2 chat with u mah...
    I wasn;t referring to any gender in particular.

    It was a tongue-in-cheek comment at any rate.

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    Default Re: Chope seat using tissue has upgraded!

    When I was working in Shenton Way, I was one of those aunties who used a tissue pack to chope seats, if there were unoccupied seats available.

    If not, I would always very politely ask if I could share the table with the others. And I would always share my table with others too if there were unoccupied seats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    I wasn;t referring to any gender in particular.

    It was a tongue-in-cheek comment at any rate.
    oic, maybe the whole tissue packet idea was a pick-up line?

    in the old days girls would "accidentally drop their hand-ka-chief in hope the guy would pick u & return the her?
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    oic, maybe the whole tissue packet idea was a pick-up line?

    in the old days girls would "accidentally drop their hand-ka-chief in hope the guy would pick u & return the her?
    So now we know your 'tactics'!

    Sooo, how many aunties have you picked up using that method!

    OMG! Talk about kinky!

    I just got a FLASH of an image of Bobdom, in hees HAWT bikini and OTT Carmen Miranda hat, sauntering by a crowded table of male executives at Golden Key hawker center and swaggering his hips exeggeratedly, then drops a hankie into their laksa, and bats a quad pair of BBQ skewer eye lashes at the guys and looks oh-so lost!!!
    Last edited by Dream Merchant; 24th January 2009 at 01:00 AM.

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    aunty uses tissue pack.

    uncle uses newspaper.

    baby's mom uses diaper.

    very common scene of S'pore chopping seats.

    what i use? I use Lowepro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    So now we know your 'tactics'!

    Sooo, how many aunties have you picked up using that method!
    i din invent this lor...

    never try b4, i should, maybe get lucky- 1 bowl/plate of main course (upsized) + free drink!!
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    i din invent this lor...

    never try b4, i should, maybe get lucky- 1 bowl/plate of main course (upsized) + free drink!!
    Faster! After CNY, try try and report back here work or not!

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    Default Re: Chope seat using tissue has upgraded!

    Quote Originally Posted by Albertmm View Post
    what i use? I use Lowepro.
    den i call poice to cordone off the entire place! suspicious looking bag...
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albertmm View Post
    aunty uses tissue pack.

    uncle uses newspaper.

    baby's mom uses diaper.

    very common scene of S'pore chopping seats.

    what i use? I use Lowepro.
    Fast way to say Bai Bai to Lowepro bag and contents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    den i call poice to cordone off the entire place! suspicious looking bag...
    Dun buff!

    EEu fast fast take and run right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Faster! After CNY, try try and report back here work or not!
    u try lah, now a good time. after CNY more retrenchment, not good to piss aunties off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Dun buff!

    EEu fast fast take and run right!
    ur lunch very happening hor!
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    I think they should introduce a tag system of sorts (maybe 'reserved' or something)... much like the numbered tags we get when we wait for our food..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lypklypk View Post
    I think they should introduce a tag system of sorts (maybe 'reserved' or something)... much like the numbered tags we get when we wait for our food..
    the bad thing is, any new system will oni service to increase costs which consumers will have to foot.
    have u seen the "light" yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sORe-EyEz View Post
    u try lah, now a good time. after CNY more retrenchment, not good to piss aunties off.



    ur lunch very happening hor!

    The KEY, is to PLEASE all the aunties!

    Then THEY will be the ones fighting to reserve WHOLE tables for you!

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