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    Quote Originally Posted by chisiang View Post
    btw... I got 1 new found love, 1 old love, and 1 expired love waiting for me to go home everyday but I still fondle other people's love ones every now and then
    wah lao... now i really feel like going for the elder sister but then, the fondling part is really good too... anyone wants to borrow me their wife to play with

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    I never thought my love story would end up being a CSers swingers party :-D hahaha... i now feel really excited and wanna mount nikki up and push her big round sensitive shutter button

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    Here I think you might need this.


    I love both Nikki and Ken.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by blee5325 View Post
    I never thought my love story would end up being a CSers swingers party :-D hahaha... i now feel really excited and wanna mount nikki up and push her big round sensitive shutter button
    Darling Nikki ~ Prince

    I knew a girl named nikki
    I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
    I met her in a hotel lobby
    Masturbating with a magazine
    She said howd u like 2 waste some time
    And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

    She took me 2 her castle
    And I just couldnt believe my eyes
    She had so many devices
    Everything that money could buy
    She said sign your name on the dotted line
    The lights went out
    And nikki started 2 grind

    Nikki

    The castle started spinning
    Or maybe it was my brain
    I cant tell u what she did 2 me
    But my body will never be the same
    Her lovin will kick your behind
    Oh, shell show u no mercy
    But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

    Darlin nikki

    Woke up the next morning
    Nikki wasnt there
    I looked all over and all I found
    Was a phone unmber on the stairs
    It said thank u 4 a funky time
    Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

    Oh, nikki, ohhhh

    Come back nikki, come back
    Your dirty little prince
    Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

    {backwards at the end...}
    Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
    That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.



    Too bad all the youtube vidz have been taken down.

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    careful when you insert your "lens"
    Objection !!!

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    once a while dont forget to have a quick blow job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leong23 View Post
    Very soon you will dump nikki and go for her elder sister.
    the d3 is manly

    so it will have to be her eldest brother at last

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    Quote Originally Posted by night86mare View Post
    the d3 is manly

    so it will have to be her eldest brother at last
    NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blee5325 View Post
    NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!
    Bwahahahhahaha!! This one is the funniest!! I am now imagining you with the big brother...

    Actually... got D3X hor...
    Last edited by nyxx88; 16th January 2009 at 09:09 AM.

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    Nikon is Nikki... so......
    Canon is Candy?!?
    The best photographer is one who is inspired by the innate nature of his subjects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyxx88 View Post
    Actually... got D3X hor...
    that would be the hairy granduncle

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    Quote Originally Posted by WuffRuff View Post
    Nikon is Nikki... so......
    Canon is Candy?!?
    So.... Fujifilm is Fujiko?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WuffRuff View Post
    Nikon is Nikki... so......
    Canon is Candy?!?
    ouh yeah baby~
    I love to be alone with Candy any chance we get

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvin View Post
    Hahaha....same same .....when i read the first sentence i know le............. sure lots of offsprings measured by GB!
    I was more interested on the process of getting the offsprings!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blee5325 View Post
    OK OK... it might be a bit lame, but just wanna share a simple love story that I wrote on my blog about my Nikon D60
    Do you realize you'll have many more newer loves after Nikki?

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    Quote Originally Posted by photobum View Post
    So.... Fujifilm is Fujiko?
    fumiko... cannot have easily identifiable syllables in the name, hahaha.

    Quote Originally Posted by smalltake View Post
    I was more interested on the process of getting the offsprings!!!
    process = take off lens protection > mount nikki (or candy, or fumiko, etc...) > zoom in and out (couple of times) > slowly press down on big round smooth shutter till she beeps > finish with a good push and wait for satisfying result :-D

    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Do you realize you'll have many more newer loves after Nikki?
    nikki, big sister, "big brother" (NNNNNOOOOO)... & "uncle" *fainted*

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    Quote Originally Posted by tainted View Post
    ouh yeah baby~
    I love to be alone with Candy any chance we get
    the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though

    but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses

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    Quote Originally Posted by chisiang View Post
    the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though

    but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses
    You need a special adapter for that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chisiang View Post
    the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though

    but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses
    So Fumiko is the unfaithful one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    You need a special adapter for that....
    a.k.a "alcohol"
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