29th August 2003, 10:38 AM
never too late to learn II
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
>Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents,
course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly
into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity:losing the remote control to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercise meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.