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    hi guys,

    am doing some research on the traffic green/red man. think everyone would have seen them before, the little red/green man that tells you when you should cross the street.

    imagine if the greenman or redman could speak, what would it say?

    to you?
    to the red man(by green man)
    to the green man( by the red man)
    etc.

    would appreciate all inputs...no matter how silly or how ridiculous they are...just make sure no vulgarity...follow forum rules. if you think yours is too vulgar, pm it to me. thanks

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    red to green: i'm looking down on ya..

    green to red: thanks for guarding the light like an istana guard

    red to green: keep on walking..

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    wow...now thats a tough one

    will get back to you once i thoroughly think about it

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    Green Man says, "Walk and Live."
    Red Man says, "Walk and Die."
    Orange Man says, "Stop and Live."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Green Man says, "Walk and Live."
    Red Man says, "Walk and Die."
    Orange Man says, "Stop and Live."
    Very apt Except that pedestrain light don't have orange man. Unless it is the traffic light
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    both will say: "dun listen to him!"

    they were seperated at birth for a good reason!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Green Man says, "Walk and Live."
    Red Man says, "Walk and Die."
    Orange Man says, "Stop and Live."
    i thought green man would say

    stop making me flash

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    Green man says : why u looking at me, did u notice the cars got stop or not...

    Red man says : stare at me for wat, i dun control the traffic lights...and why such grumbly face...smile lah..

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    thanks for all the reply. keep them coming. they are really interesting.

    when i first thought about this, i thought both would say get me a chair. they have been standing for ages.

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    The green man would tell the cars turning into the road.

    STOP!

    you about to cross the line!

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    Green Man says, "want to walk, press the button"
    Red Man says, "don't keep pressing the button"

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    Green Man says, "walk with ease"

    Red Man says, "walk with care"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreaming View Post
    Green Man says, "walk with ease"

    Red Man says, "walk with care"
    And both will watch the blue man fining the white man who crossed the road according red man's advice

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    Green Man: Oh crap... high tide, i really need to go... but i'm going nowhere.

    Red Man: Oh crap... just don't do your stuff here.
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    Default Re: if the traffic green/red man can speak...

    thanks for all the input! keep them coming!

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    upzzzz for more creative replies.

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