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    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date

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    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.

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    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    LOL!

    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.

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    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.

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    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
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    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.





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    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens

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    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink

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    ktksbai!!!

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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address

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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission

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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON

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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE

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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz
    228. BECAUSE IN EVERY COMPETITION THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER ........ THOSE WHO DID NOT WIN WILL PRESUME THEMSELVES LOSERS AND THOSE WHO WON PRESUME THEMSELVES WINNERS
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    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz
    228. BECAUSE IN EVERY COMPETITION THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER ........ THOSE WHO DID NOT WIN WILL PRESUME THEMSELVES LOSERS AND THOSE WHO WON PRESUME THEMSELVES WINNERS
    229. What competition ?
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz
    228. BECAUSE IN EVERY COMPETITION THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER ........ THOSE WHO DID NOT WIN WILL PRESUME THEMSELVES LOSERS AND THOSE WHO WON PRESUME THEMSELVES WINNERS
    229. What competition ?
    230. Because judge kayu.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz
    228. BECAUSE IN EVERY COMPETITION THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER ........ THOSE WHO DID NOT WIN WILL PRESUME THEMSELVES LOSERS AND THOSE WHO WON PRESUME THEMSELVES WINNERS
    229. What competition ?
    230. Because judge kayu.
    231. because other people use $$$ and buy the judges

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
    213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date
    214. Because there are bread crump stuck on my sensor.
    215. Because I cannot decide between submitting my photos shot by Canon or photos shot by Nikon.
    216. because i dont have 85L
    217. because there are left over cotton bud on my sensor after clean by one CSer.
    218. because i forget to take off my len cap when shooting
    219. because i dont have tilt shift lens
    220. because my mother told me i cannot win
    221. because my pet dog told me i cannot win
    222. because my backside itchy, then i scratch, then my photo stink
    223. because I sent my photo to wrong address
    224. because my maid dunno how to mount my photo for submission
    225. because i used my NIKON
    226. because i not ELITE
    227. because because because .... Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Oz
    228. BECAUSE IN EVERY COMPETITION THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER ........ THOSE WHO DID NOT WIN WILL PRESUME THEMSELVES LOSERS AND THOSE WHO WON PRESUME THEMSELVES WINNERS
    229. What competition ?
    230. Because judge kayu.
    231. because other people use $$$ and buy the judges
    232. Because I forgot to take off lens cap when shooting.
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