151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
153. decided to go home sleep instead
154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
155. because barney ate my leg
156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
160. because shutter button stuck
161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
163. I missed the deadline.
164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
165. Because i was EXPOSED!
166. Derek grabbed me
167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
174. Becos i was too lazy...
175. Becos i can't find a grape...
176. Becos the grape is sour...
177. because i won too may already
178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
179. because i think i am damn good!
180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
183. I could not be creative under pressure.
184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
199. Because my dog ate me
200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
201. depth of thoughts not good enough
202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
206. because vanessa upped this thread
207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly
213. Because when i finish my roll of film, i already miss the closing date