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  1. #141

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    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/QUOTE]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already

    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    It is the camera, not the photographer.
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/QUOTE]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    "I want to have the best camera in the world and shoot XMMs."

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    chicken fight!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    chicken fight!

  7. #147

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    Last edited by beetlejuice; 2nd November 2008 at 12:56 AM.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor

  9. #149

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    Dreams at Photoaid! Contact me, pls!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too

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    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread

  13. #153

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    wow...thread found a second wind! heheh

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/quote]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    178. I actually did win, but decided to give someone else a chance
    179. because i think i am damn good!
    180. the more important question is... why did the chicken cross the road?
    181. because im still thinking why did the chicken crossed the road.grr. distractions!
    182. I tried too hard and choke.....again.
    183. I could not be creative under pressure.
    184. I could still not be creative when not under pressure.
    185. I still could not be creative at copying after scouring over all the creative photo books at the bookstore.
    186. Easier to find fault then try harder to come up with a winning shot.
    187. I was in lockup after getting caught shooting "up skirt" by a XMM.
    188. I was beaten up too badly to join contest as the XMM I shot "up skirt" was actually a guy in drag.
    189. Missed the contest dateline as I was distracted by all the sample shots in the CS's Photoshoot thread promoting sexy hot shooting sessions. Typing with one hand also slow me down further.
    190. Because someone never tell me that when you gaffer tape your DLSR you should not also gaff your lens front glass element too.
    191. There is a nation wide conspiracy to stop me from winning another contest.
    192. Because I am an apple fan boy too busy flashing my iphone about town.
    193. Because iphone ran out of battery too fast and had to be recharged to extract photo taken for submission but it took too long.
    194. I had explosive diarrhea that day so can't leave the house. as I did not have any adult diapers.
    195. Can't find my camera on contest day as wife hide it when she found out I booked a slot to attend "artistic"nude XMMs shoot
    196. I joined the dark side and got a cookie instead
    197. Because I'm always the judge. Not qualified to join.
    198. Because my dog ate my CF card.
    199. Because my dog ate me
    200. I realise i brought a L lens for my nikon with no adaptor
    201. depth of thoughts not good enough
    202. cant find a 35mm F0.1 lens
    203. Because I spent the whole day looking for a red rubber band to put on my lens so that it looks like an L
    204. Because the rubber band was so tight the moment it snapped on the lens, the lens snapped too
    205. because cow asked me to revive this thread
    206. because vanessa upped this thread
    207. The real reason? Because I was too sexy for my camera.
    208. Because the sun refused to rise after 8am and refused to set after 8 pm. Missed all my shots.
    209. Because everywhere there is "No photography" sign......
    210. Because there is no "photography allowed" sign anywhere......
    211. Because we're all too busy replying to this thread
    212. because the judges also got distracted by this thread and awarded wrongly

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