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  1. #121

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    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use

  3. #123

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    The best photographer is one who is inspired by the innate nature of his subjects.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    It is such a quiet thing to fall,
    But far more terrible is to admit it

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    It is the camera, not the photographer.
    my flickr - adamloh.com

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    must wait for ... 200...

    then i post this...

    but lazy...

    999. Becos i was too lazy...
    1000. Becos i can't find a grape...
    1001. Becos the grape is sour...

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    Quote Originally Posted by Del_CtrlnoAlt View Post
    must wait for ... 200...

    then i post this...

    but lazy...

    999. Becos i was too lazy...
    1000. Becos i can't find a grape...
    1001. Becos the grape is sour...



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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek]

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    151. Forgot to set up the tripod in #150
    152. too many cameras, dunno which one to use
    153. decided to go home sleep instead
    154. BUT WHHYYYYYYY????? Because... I love you
    155. because barney ate my leg
    156. because cannot eat nissin cup noodles from japan anymore
    157. because i brought camera but didn't bring battery
    158. because i brought camera but didn't bring CF card
    159. because my camera told me it didn't feel like joining any competition
    160. because shutter button stuck
    161. The %^&%*( judge just got no taste lah!
    162. Because I overslept and missed the competition.
    163. I missed the deadline.
    164. I submitted late because my internet hang...
    165. Because i was EXPOSED!
    166. Derek grabbed me
    167. "Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk"
    168. "Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt"
    169. "Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me"
    170. "Because of you, I am afraid"
    171. because barney swallowed my camera ):
    172. because barney gaffered my lens purple
    173. and loved playing with it's push pull [eek][/QUOTE]
    174. Becos i was too lazy...
    175. Becos i can't find a grape...
    176. Becos the grape is sour...
    177. because i won too may already
    carbonmade
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