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  1. #101

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. Because of the financial crisis.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt

  10. #110

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...

  11. #111
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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^

  12. #112

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did

  13. #113

    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P

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    1. Because I am just not good enough.
    2. Camera not big enough
    3. Lens not long enough
    4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
    5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
    6. Dust on sensor
    7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
    8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
    9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
    10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
    11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
    12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
    13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
    14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
    15. because no camera ):
    16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
    17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
    18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
    19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
    20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
    21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
    22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
    23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
    24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
    25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
    26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
    28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
    29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
    30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
    31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
    32. Because I didn't like the prize
    33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
    34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
    35. The judges were blind!
    36.My photo is not in Braille!
    37. There was no 3D viewer available
    38. Not enough freebies so I refuse to participate!
    39. My film was EXPOSED through the x-ray machine at the flyer
    40. Organiser don't like my face
    41. I submitted XMM photo for all the subjects, even landscapes
    42. I got distracted by XMM.. end up never shoot anything
    43. I was too arty, and the judges cannot appreciate my art, it's beyond their ability
    44. I wanted to submit an aunty photo, but no aunty wanted to pose for me, not even my mom
    45. Give others chance luh, my win-lose (self-proclaimed) ratio of 3:7 is good enough for me
    46. During the competition period I went to surf CS B&S.. And that was that
    47. During the competition period the uncle from Cathay waved to me across the street and that was that
    48. I thought they wanted street photography, but I don't know how to shoot street photography so I quit
    49. I no studio, only people with studios can win
    50. Cold Storage ran out of prawns to color
    51. I saw sexy sheep across the street
    52. I was still considering which camera to buy, posted the question on CS, and got 8000 answers, by the time I bought it was all over and I had a camera that I didn't know how to use
    53. No workshop organisers were organising sexy shots that day, no mood to shoot
    54. I shoot with my lens cap covering the lens.
    55. BECAUSE I USE L I V E V I E W
    56. Cos i live in a HDB n am a low baller.
    57. no money no honey no one lub me, sob sob sob mommyyyy
    58. I didn't take pictures that made people go WOW.. time to upgrade!
    59. I thought that it was a voice my view,critic session so i didnt submit any photos!
    60. I shoot street photography.
    61. Because we have drifted away from the nature of past marathons and other ASEAN shooters are laughing at us, but I can do nothing to tell SGP marathon to keep the pride of past marathons, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight away, so next year I will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and a chio model.
    62. So I can complain and next year got excuse to shoot XMM for competition.. And my wife cannot say anything!
    63. So that I can comment that whatever is winning the competition is being laughed at by other ASEAN shooters. Of course if I won they would kowtow!
    64. So that I can make up reasons to post in the 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition thread in CS
    65. i haven't emoed under a cold shower for a while, losing is a good excuse mmm
    66. so that i can run around in the rain singing "raindrops are falling on my headddddddd"
    67. it's a good way to release some angst about my life, and carry out some politicking and arguing on the internet whee
    68. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and alien shooters from other worlds are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an alien.
    69. because we have drifted away from the nature of past wool shaving competitions and sheep from the other side of the mountain are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the sheep to keep the pride of their ancestors, since we are labelled as "purple sheep" straight away, so next year i will sheep see sheep do and get ready a studio and a lot of wool
    70. baa baa black sheep have you any wool, yes sir yes sir 3 bags full
    71. Cos my "iBowl" phone camera phone not sharp enough and AF too lousy
    72. cos the t-shirt provided by organiser cramped my style
    73. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions and "uncle" shooters from other "world" are laughing at us, but i can do nothing to tell the competition to keep the pride of last competitions, since we are labelled as 'bruised ego' straight way, so next year i will monkey see monkey do and get ready a studio and an "uncle".
    74. because we have drifted into the side of the road and crashed our car.. did i mention this was an initial d competition?
    75. because we have drifted away from the nature of past competitions, next year i will bring a microwave oven and sit down and cook maggi mee
    76. i am the perfect shooter, and i make perfect shots, but the perfect camera has not come along yet, so i never shoot anything
    77. i brought my dslr, i brought my lenses, i brought my battery, filters, heavy tripod, 20 studio strobes.. but i forgot my compactflash card alamakkkk
    78. What marathon?
    79. Because a sore loser stands beside me & I didn't dare to win.
    80. because bad photos stand out better and attract more attention than good photos.
    81. Because I'm so damned good I don't need no steenking competition.
    82. Because my camera is bogged down with excessive weight from all the additional accessories attached to it and not forgetting the super-dupa BIG lens.
    83. Because i shot with Lens Baby and got disqualified for not using conventional lenses...
    84. Because i shot with another camera brand other than the branch which is sponsoring the competition...
    85. Because I didn't buy the latest 14-24 f2.8 lens
    86. Why must it be 1001?? Why can't it be 101??
    87. The more the merrier... the Canon T shirt not drying enough... made me sticky all over.
    88. Why must it be 1 up from 100 or 1000 or even 10000? why can't it be any arbitrary number?
    89. I photograph birds but judges only want photos of chio bu...wrong subjects
    90. Because I was tired.
    91. cannon never ask me to be their judges
    92. Because i cannot stand the sight of sore losers if i won
    93. Becasue the judges were not my friends.
    94. Because I forgot to bring my camera.
    95. Because there's no Barney themed shoots
    96. Because My gears were locked in my friends car at the carpark
    97. Because my camera are used humidity at 40% - 60%... that day humidity too high..
    98. Oh my 500mm lens was pampered by the OSIM I-squeeze
    99. Because my filter cracked and I shook my VR lense too hard thinking it was a hair on filter
    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot
    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    It is the camera, not the photographer.
    my flickr - adamloh.com

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    Canon EOS 1DmkII,
    Canon EF 70-200mm f2.8L, SEKONIC L-758D, Zoom H4n

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    photography makes one sees things from all angles.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    Dreams at Photoaid! Contact me, pls!

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    Default Re: 1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition

    100. Because my GF was not there to support me.
    101. Because after collecting the free shirt I went to see a movie.
    102. Because i got distracted by food along the way and forgot to shoot
    103. I thought it is a running marathon.
    104. because i use this camera then they say cannot

    105. because we use these camera, they also say cannot
    106. Because the judges are blind and didn't realize that i'm the best photographer in the whole world.. EVERRRR !!
    107. Because I think I can MAKE IT, and I really can MAKE IT but end up I CAN'T MAKE IT. So I think the photomarathon CAN'T MAKE IT.
    108. I will be BACK!!!!
    109. sprained my finger, cannot press shutter button
    110. Busy scratching ass and forgot to take photo.
    111. too busy day-dreaming.
    112. Because they don't believe that my Hello Kitty camera IS a camera.
    113. My dog ate my camera.
    114. My camera got flushed away.
    115. Cos sian lor
    116. forgot put CF/SD CARD
    117. Sensor not clean enough, that why the wrinkles so many.
    118. Dog miss me so need to be home
    119. Lens are too SHORT
    120. COS I MISS YOU
    121. my mother tell me cannot win
    122. my father also
    123. my ah kong also
    124. the doggie on the street barked to me that i couldn't win, so i didn't
    125. baby hamster got stuck in my lens
    126. Cos BARNIEMON eesh no longer in Chingapore!
    126. My mother boiling soup in the kitchen and asked me to look after the fire, can't go for competition and so cannot win lor.
    127. XMM crack my lens then spoil
    128. Because there was a Riot Van!
    129. Busy dating chio bu, competition? Where got time
    130. no ice-cream no mood to go competition
    131. My lens 'See Call' aka grow fugus in hokkien
    132. Because of the financial crisis
    133. Bird **** kena my lens front element, so lens spoilt
    134. got xmm zaogeng, so busy taking her photo instead...
    135. Camera spoil!@$%^
    136. i take street photography people tell me go fly kite.. so i did
    137. Got married, couldn't join the competition... ;-P
    138. Chuck Norris entered...
    139. Cant use my camera as it contain too much melamine.
    140. Cos i still using film camera..
    141. Cos the OSIM chair, so comfortable until i kept queing up to sit on it.
    142. I spend too much time bitching others instead of taking pictures
    143. I was not invited to come on stage to declare the contest open.I peep at xmm too much till my eyes go blind and can't shoot the photos.
    144. I forgot to pay my electric bill so can't shoot any studio shot to enter for the contest
    145. There is a conspiracy to stop me from winning the contest.
    146. I got the piles and ran out of adult diapers so can't risk walking about shooting for the contest.
    147. I thought the Canon Photo Marathon was a sport event. I left my camera at home and only brought my running shoes.
    148. I was too good to take part.
    149. Lucy's Hubby did not join
    150. sex with hot girl > photography.
    chicken fight!

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