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    Reporting in........

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    HOWDY!

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    Woman as a dangerous substance
    ELEMENT: Women
    SYMBOL: Wo
    DISCOVERER: Adam
    ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
    OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

    * Surface usually covered in painted film
    * Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
    * Melts if given special treatment
    * Bitter if incorrectly used
    * Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
    * Yields if pressure applied in correct places

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

    * Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
    * Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
    * May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
    * Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
    * Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

    COMMON USES:

    * Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
    * Can be a great aid to relaxation
    * Very effective cleaning agent

    TESTS:

    * Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
    * Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen

    HAZARDS:

    * Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
    * Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    HOWDY!

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    Don't change the subject! U like talking dirty right?

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    12 things worth knowing

    1. In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
    2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
    looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
    3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
    4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
    Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
    6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
    7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
    8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bovine View Post
    Don't change the subject! U like talking dirty right?
    She Moo's dirty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bovine View Post
    Don't change the subject! U like talking dirty right?


    WHY YOU WANT TO KNOW.

    YOU WANT ME TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU IS IT.

    HEHEHEHEHEHE





    you playing G and K again

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    WHY YOU WANT TO KNOW.

    YOU WANT ME TO TALK DIRTY TO YOU IS IT.

    HEHEHEHEHEHE





    you playing G and K again
    Yeah!

    Get Kinkieeee!!!!!

    oH HaI!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Yeah!

    Get Kinkieeee!!!!!

    oH HaI!


    HELLO DEAR DM

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    For the geeks

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    Kissing anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    HELLO DEAR DM
    Hi Dear

    Been tied up doing the concert photos ...

    Heard that yu were in school today. Shld have gone down to see you ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post
    For the geeks


    i'm a geek and proud to be one.

    and i don't NEED to get laid at least not desperately


    i mean, i could get laid if i want to.....ya know.


    HAHAHA ok what i'm saying is, yeah that message is pretty damn easy to read....

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    Good night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zac08 View Post


    Kissing anyone?


    ah you should have seen the scene in David Lynch's Mulholland Drive





    and of course, those in The L Word...



    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Hi Dear

    Been tied up doing the concert photos ...

    Heard that yu were in school today. Shld have gone down to see you ...


    I'M IN SCHOOL EVERYDAY NOW!

    can't afford to skip anymore classes

    especially now that i have incentive for waking up early

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post


    I'M IN SCHOOL EVERYDAY NOW!

    can't afford to skip anymore classes

    especially now that i have incentive for waking up early
    Really? And wat might that be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Really? And wat might that be?

    being able to catch someone online before going off to school

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    Quote Originally Posted by riotvan View Post
    being able to catch someone online before going off to school
    Sorry I missed that. Yu cld always just gimme a call yu kno ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Merchant View Post
    Sorry I missed that. Yu cld always just gimme a call yu kno ...


    hahahahahaha

    but really, it's been helping me wake up early!

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