I rcv a mail which read like this:
Must be JAV gals laDerick Minn was walking down the high street when an old lady asks him to help her cross the road. He kindly obliges and is rewarded with a big hug and a peck on the cheek. He marches off whistling to himself and feeling good for doing his bit to help, blissfully unaware that the old lady has just stolen his wallet. Like most of the players today, he is hideously overpaid so his form is not affected.